BARE NECESSITIES, NUDIST ONLY VENUE Naturist, clothes free

Location: Erf 601 Rietkui, Suurbraak, Swellendam. W.C., Swellendam, za

Star Rating: 8.6 Stars

Property Type: Farm stays

About this Property

Important Information

Policies

Check-in: 02:00 PM - 05:00 PM

Check-out: 11:00 AM

Amenities & Facilities

• Offsite parking discounted rates available
• Parking
• Non-smoking rooms
• Swimming pool
• Terrace
• Pets allowed
• BBQ facilities
• Hot tub/Jacuzzi
• Sauna
• Darts
• Board games/puzzles
• Shared kitchen
• Outdoor furniture
• Steam room
• Staff adhere to local safety protocols
• Guest rooms disinfected between stays
• Cleaning standards that are effective against Coronavirus
• Physical distancing rules followed
• Hand sanitizer in guest room and key areas
• Cashless payment available
• Fire extinguishers
• First aid kit available
• Sanitized tableware & silverware
• Contactless check-in/check-out
• Guests can opt-out any cleaning services during stay
• Physical distancing in dining areas
• Process in place to check health of guests
• Face masks for guests available
• Billiards or pool table
• Free wired internet
• Beach umbrellas
• Pool sun loungers
• Offsite parking discounted rates available
• Internet access
• Games
• Private picnics
• Wine release events
• Exercise/lap pool
• Japanese garden
• Secured parking
• Swimming nearby
• Charcoal grill

Rooms Available

• Deluxe Double Room with Shower

  This luxurious double room provides a pool with a view, a hot tub and a sauna. In the fully equipped kitchenette, guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and a microwave. The double room features a wardrobe, an electric kettle, a terrace with pool views as well as a private bathroom boasting a shower. The unit has 1 bed.

  Max Occupancy: 2 (2 Adults)

  • Shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Kitchenette
  • Refrigerator
  • Fan
  • Toilet
  • Microwave
  • Private bathroom
  • Electric kettle
  • Sauna
  • Wardrobe or closet
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster
  • Electric blankets
  • Terrace
  • Linen
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Outdoor dining area
  • Entire unit located on ground floor
  • Toilet paper
  • Plunge pool
  • Chocolate or cookies
  • Trash cans
  • Wine glasses
  • Cots
  • Body soap
  • Socket near the bed
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Hand sanitiser

• Budget Double Room

  This double room features a pool with a view, hot tub and sauna. Meals can be prepared in the kitchenette, which is fitted with a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and a microwave. The unit features a private entrance, pool views, a terrace and chocolate is featured for guests. The unit offers 1 bed.

  Max Occupancy: 2 (2 Adults)

  • Shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Kitchenette
  • Refrigerator
  • Fan
  • Toilet
  • Microwave
  • Private entrance
  • Electric kettle
  • Sauna
  • Wardrobe or closet
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster
  • Electric blankets
  • Terrace
  • Linen
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Outdoor dining area
  • Entire unit located on ground floor
  • Toilet paper
  • Plunge pool
  • Chocolate or cookies
  • Trash cans
  • Wine glasses
  • Cots
  • Body soap
  • Socket near the bed
  • Hand sanitiser

• Deluxe Double Room with Shower

  This luxurious double room features a pool with a view, a hot tub and a sauna. In the fully equipped kitchenette, guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and a microwave. The double room provides a private entrance, an electric kettle, a terrace with pool views as well as a private bathroom featuring a shower. The unit offers 1 bed.

  Max Occupancy: 2 (2 Adults)

  • Shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Kitchenette
  • Refrigerator
  • Toilet
  • Microwave
  • Private bathroom
  • Private entrance
  • Electric kettle
  • Sauna
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster
  • Electric blankets
  • Terrace
  • Linen
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Outdoor dining area
  • Entire unit located on ground floor
  • Toilet paper
  • Plunge pool
  • Chocolate or cookies
  • Trash cans
  • Wine glasses
  • Body soap
  • Socket near the bed
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Hand sanitiser

Guest Reviews

• Jac (10/5): - Hosts were friendly, warm and such loving people. Will definitely be back in my bus soon;)
• Pieter (10/5): -
• Neil (10/5): - A great place.
• Cedric (9/5): -
• Emelie (8/5): - Such a nice little get-away with simply fantastic hosts! Great vistas and relaxed atmosphere. A place to remember and come back to!
• Ingrid (10/5): One of the best experiences - Neels and Petro are absolutely incredible, kind and fun! We had an amazing time, everything was comfortable, the room we stayed in was cozy and organized. It’s visible their care about the place and, specially, the guests. I super recommend everyone to have this experience! Thank you very much for your hospitality 🤗 Absolutely nothing to complain about.
• Cobus (8/5): -
• Sarel (8/5): - The staff was great Nothing
• Carol (10/5): Incredible - The most amazing hosts we have ever had
• David (6/5): Love to go nude - Beautiful view and the hosts were very good. Lovely lounge area with the fire going on cold evenings was nice. Were offered a beer and a glass of wine on arrival.. Not many nudist resorts in SA, so this could be an awesome place. The facilities are a little ramshackle, drain in the shower not working properly, drain in the kitchen not drawing properly and water to do dishes not hot. No internet or TV in the cottage ( which is not a big thing, as it is a farm stay ). Would have been nice if there were more people there.
• Neels (10/5): Bliss! - Exceptional hospitality, true to expectations and value for money. An absolute jewel for a small niche market. Highly recommended! A longer stay.
• Mutandwa (10/5): -
• Shaun (10/5): Exceptional -
• Festus (10/5): Exceptional - We had an awesome weekend we love Neels and his wife the most down to earth people so comfortable to be around them All we can say we definitely going back
• Boudewijn (8/5): Naked and free - Lovely hosts and very relaxed atmosphere... The place is simple, but I can recommend this venue to all true naturists. Being nude is form of freedom and we really felt that during our visit. The pool could be cleaner, but that is all.
• Bryan (8/5): I enjoyed my stay - The friendly reception and openness None
• Maurizio (2/5): Very poor -
• Hartmut (10/5): Exceptional - We loved the family atmosphere with Neels, Petro and the guests, the nice garden, pool and the cows. Ideal for naturist living. - I
• Wayne (10/5): A Naturist gem of a venue in a stunningly serene and picturesque location, managed by delightful and attentive hosts. - Tranquil location with stunning views far from the madding crowd. Warm, hospitable hosts. Delicious shared meals. Fresh, creamy milk from on site dairy cows. Very comfortable bed In spotlessly clean room (despite rural farm location). Nice, hot showers, both in room and outdoor. Wood fired hot tub with an amazing view. Surprisingly extensive facilities, pool table, dart board, sauna. Nothing at all, but non smokers should be aware that the owners are both sympathetic, considerate smokers.
• Steve (7/5): Good -
• Jacob (9/5): Superb -
• Holli (8/5): Our hosts made us feel like family and were extremely welcoming and helpful ☺️ - Nice and rustic and remote and a very cool bus onsite as a room! The hot tub was very tiny and the pool wasn’t skimmed.
• Richard (1/5): Bad -
• Andrew (10/5): Exceptional - Excellent company. Quite a unique little place
• Andre (5/5): Passable -
• Michael (8/5): Great hosts and a lovely way to be free in the country … great pool and hot tub - It’s beautifully remote and rustic
• Andre (10/5): Exceptional -
• Roymcc (10/5): Enjoy the freedom of a unique place - The hosts were most welcoming and friendly with very comfortable accommodation and great facilities such as the swimming pool and hot tub. The peace and privacy of the countryside was delightful. In all a unique experience and well worth trying. Having to leave after four days.
• Fairodien (10/5): Remote relaxing getaway surrounded by nature - Firstly, the location is absolutely breathtaking. Although there is a short off-road drive right at the end of the journey, the scenic drive is totally worth it. We stayed in the cabin, which was cosy and had everything we needed from coffee to bodywash, but there are also place for campers to come and enjoy. You could choose to relax in the kolkol hottub any time, day or night, or you could cool off in the pool right next to it on a hot day. There were cows and free whole milk that guests could milk themselves if they wanted to. A roofed chill area with seating around the fireplace and a dart board and pool table to stay entertained, but my favorite part of it all were the hosts/owners of the farm who were the most warm and welcoming, and made our honeymoon extra special. Thank you so much to Petro and Neels for the lovely stay, and we hope to come and relax again soon on this beautifully located farm in Suurbraak. The mosquitoes were probably the only thing not to like, but that's just a small thing to get used to when living on a farm. Totally worth it.

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