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9.6 / 10 Guest Rating

The Jolly Poacher Retreat

28 Bothams Bend Road, Blenheim, nz

The Jolly Poacher Retreat - main view

About the Property

Luxurious Outdoor Pool and Free Bikes
Experience the ultimate relaxation at The Jolly Poacher Retreat in Blenheim. Enjoy a refreshing dip in our sparkling outdoor pool or explore the beautiful surroundings with our complimentary bikes.

Cozy Accommodation with Free WiFi
Unwind in our comfortable rooms equipped with modern amenities and stay connected with our free WiFi service. Start your day right with a delicious continental breakfast served each morning.

Charming Garden and BBQ Area
Immerse yourself in nature at our serene garden or sizzle up a feast at the barbecue area. The Jolly Poacher Retreat offers a perfect blend of comfort and leisure for your stay in Blenheim.

Book now for a delightful getaway at The Jolly Poacher Retreat!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Swimming pool
Room service
Heating
Terrace

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out10:30 AM

Property Notes

Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Payment before arrival by bank transfer is required. The property will contact you after you book to provide instructions. Swimming pool: Closed from Sun, Mar 22, 2026 until Tue, Dec 1, 2026 Managed by a private host A deposit may be required at the property.

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1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

9.6
Exceptional132 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the welcoming hosts and frequently praise the clean and comfortable accommodation.

Categories

Cleanliness9.3
Service10.0
Location9.8
Room Quality9.4
Amenities9.2
Value for Money9.7
Food and Beverage9.8
Overall Experience9.7

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SusanusUS
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 5, 2024

"Easy restful stay over between long journeys."

10.0

Breakfast served on time and in style. Grounds were pretty. Owners were gregarious and accomodating.

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PaulagbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 2, 2024

"Too short !!"

9.0

Great cabins, full of character, in beautiful setting , and most importantly Dave and Helen made us really welcome

Nothing

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Blair
Verified booking
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 12, 2024

"Exceptional"

10.0

Extremely hospitable hosts and immaculately presented, slightly quirkily themed accomodations. Great spot to stop or stay a while and handy to berry farms north of Blenheim.

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TamsinnzNZ
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 5, 2024

"Exceptional"

10.0

Lovely views, service, and facilities!

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SuhaauAU
Verified booking
family with young children
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 2, 2024

"Was a short stay but loved it to bits can’t wait to come back again here!!"

10.0

Spectacular place with beautiful views and very clean fantastic amenities all you need is there for a family.

Great location very cosy and beautiful set up would definitely be back in future….

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EfstratiosusUS
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 1, 2024

"Beautiful, quiet place, very kind owners, good proximity from nearby town. You will have a great time here"

9.0

farm animals, trees and flowers, quiet, good proximity to town, detailed themed decoration, nice facilities

Towels were not soft (maybe softener wasn’t used by accident)

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KylieauAU
Verified booking
family with young children
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 28, 2023

"A relaxing recharge"

10.0

Everything. The accomodation is well thought out and well situated in a beautiful garden setting. Care and attention to detail is shown in the individually themed cabins. The hosts were warm and welcoming and more than willing to share their special property with their guests.

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AileennzNZ
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 27, 2023

"A very comfortable well appointed & pre rural property - close to vineyards and river for swimming."

9.0

Yummy scrambled eggs for breakfast - garden setting was idyllic, peaceful rural location and hosts were welcoming and friendly

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RobertgbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 6, 2023

"Brilliant"

10.0

It was quiet and peaceful in BEATUIFUL surroundings and only 10 minutes to the centre of Blenheim. The cabin was cleverly themed with lots of interesting artefacts as well as modern amenities. A delicious cooked breakfast was delivered each morning. The large bed was very comfortable giving us some of the best nights sleeps we’ve had in a long while. We awoke each morning to the sounds of birdsong and sheep bleating. Our hosts were very welcoming and suggested places to visit, each day, which we wouldn’t have known about or thought of going to. The Jolly Poacher couldn’t have been more perfect.

Nothing it was just perfect.

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Viivi-anneeeEE
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 30, 2023

"Lovely and memorable stay, suggest to everyone"

10.0

Really warm and nice place and host, not far from Blenheim, arriving like to paradise. Super breakfast! Best place we stayed in two weeks trip in NZ😊

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