A close friend raved about this property a couple years ago; ever since, I've been trying to find time to get there with my elementary school-aged daughter. We booked a room just shy of 24 hours before arriving in Puerto Vallarta. To say the least, the decision to stay here was one of the best vacation-related decisions I've made as a parent and for myself.
We spent a total of five nights at the resort; from the moment we checked in, everything was a combination of pure "ahhh", "bliss", and "wow".
*Check In*
There isn't a front desk to check into. Instead, you're escorted to an amazing ocean view and comfy chairs, handed delicious hibiscus tea welcome drinks (with or without alcohol), and asked to relax as check-in paperwork is handled. After having driven from Puerto Vallarta on roads that aren't exactly in the best condition, this was a phenomenal way to begin transitioning from "work is crazy and I need to separate and spend time with my kid" mode to "actual rest and quality time" mode.
*The Butler Service*
We were so fortunate to have Ricardo, Nancy, and Jose as our butlers. All I can say is that I hope as they walk this earth, people treat them with as much care, kindness, and understanding as they showed me and my daughter. Every request big and small was met with an optimistic, can-do, gracious attitude.
*Birthday Service For My Daughter*
My kiddo turned nine just before this trip. When the hotel learned of my daughter's birthday, staff decided to make the next day her birthday again! The day started with staff at Marietas (the breakfast restaurant) presenting her with an Oreo cheesecake and a St. Regis Bear, followed by another cake in our room that afternoon, followed by a birthday banner being hung over her bed, along with an amazing display of gold and silver balloons. And then, a few days later, another belated birthday present -- this time a stuffed bird of some sort -- was presented to her.
Another family we met on-site shared a story of their daughter also being presented with a bear, along with a story of how the bear became friends with the stuffed animal the child brought to the hotel from home. Beautiful and the stuff memories are made of.
*Stretch Class with Johnny + Gym Equipment*I took a few morning stretch classes with Johnny, who works at the gym. Amazing classes (and included in the rate), plus, when I wished out loud for another class off-schedule, Johnny simply asked me to connect with my butler to make it happen, and magically, another cost-free class was created. So kind.
Gym equipment is also top-notch.
It would be amazing if the resort added morning yoga classes as similar properties do, like Pelican Hill in Socal. Johnny mentioned that a number of new activities might be added to the menu in the coming months.
*Meals*
All of the meals we had were outstanding, from the pizzas at Sea Breeze (the best crust I've had) to the potato churros at Mita Mary's and the breakfast tacos at Marietas -- everything was excellent. Also, special props to the joy-filled taco and omelette preparers at Marietas, Jonathan at Marietas for introducing me to mamey fruit (thanks for cutting it up!), all the people who sourced morning Sudoku puzzles for me at Marietas, Sai for finding space for us at Mita Mary's, and Hugo for his patience with my kiddo's taste in food one night.
*Paddleboarding*
I really appreciated being able to hop onto a paddleboard right from the property's beach. Bring cash to pay a reduced rate.
*Tide Pools*
Be sure to spend time exploring the on-site tidepools during low-tide. They're full of nearly-fluorescent red hermit crabs, starfish, and other amazing creatures to observe.
*Kids Club*
This was the most average aspect of the hotel. It really aims at a younger demographic than my nine year old, though my daughter made a close friend during one of the cooking classes, which was lovely. It would be amazing if the property adopted options for older kiddos, perhaps science-based programming similar to what Bacara and the Laguna Niguel Ritz do.
*Last But Not Least, The Outdoor Shower*
Our room was equipped with both indoor and outdoor showers. I'm not 100% sure if all rooms have the outdoor option, but if you visit this slice of heaven, take advantage of it. Just imagine waking up to a warm sunrise, crystal blue skies with white puffy clouds, tropical birds singing their melodies in the background, and then a calm, warm (or cool!) waterfall in that setting.
By the end of the trip, to keep things quiet for my kiddo while she slept, I used this space to meditate in the morning. Perfection.
********
I travel the world for work and leisure -- Japan, India, and everything in between. I usually stay at Marriott properties.... I've simply never experienced a place like this. Can't wait to return. Thanks to everyone on-property for the rest, magic and memories.