Belem Boutique IX by Homing

IF YOU: 1) don’t mind desperately trying to get in contact with the property while you wait in the customs arrival line at Lisbon airport (because they have not responded to any emails, messages in Expedia and their phone number does not work), 2) don’t mind living for a week out of your suitcase that must sit on the floor because there are absolutely no surfaces or furniture like dressers or luggage racks, 3) don’t care about misleading descriptions that state ‘air conditioning’ in property amenities but should actually say ‘small air conditioner in one room only’, 4) are willing to force guests to sleep in second bedroom with two twin beds that are literally jammed together in a tiny room, 5) love a ‘flat screen tv’ that’s smaller than a PC screen and is in the kitchen because this apartment has no common living area, 6) can handle instructions that say nothing, 7) don’t care that the body wash and shampoo containers in the shower are empty and 8) don’t mind being duped into thinking you get daily maid service that replaces towels based on the OUTDATED sign on the door … THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU! We had a great time despite these issues but it will never be the place for us again!