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10 / 10 Guest Rating

The Funny Lion El Nido

Barangay Masagana, El Nido Palawan, El Nido, Mimaropa, 5313, El Nido, PH

The Funny Lion El Nido - main view

About the Property

Recreational Amenities and Views - Immerse in leisure with our outdoor pool and terrace, or hop on our complimentary beach shuttle for a seaside adventure.

Culinary Delights - Indulge in diverse dining options with two restaurants, room service, and a daily buffet breakfast to start your day right.

Convenience and Comfort - Stay connected with free Wi-Fi, make use of our laundry services, and relax in our well-equipped guestrooms.

Ready to experience the perfect blend of relaxation and adventure at The Funny Lion El Nido? Book your stay now and start creating unforgettable memories!

Facilities & Amenities

Free breakfast
Free beach shuttle
Free WiFi
Terrace
Luggage storage
Free breakfast
Smoke-free property
Tours/ticket assistance
Wheelchair accessible parking
Snack bar/deli

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out12:00 PM

Property Notes

No pets and no service animals are allowed at this property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

10
Exceptional427 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the incredible staff and frequently praise the great location.

Categories

Cleanliness10.0
Service10.0
Location10.0
Room Quality10.0
Amenities10.0
Value for Money10.0
Food and Beverage10.0
Overall Experience10.0

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tylere637
Verified booking
Couples
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 3, 2026

"Best experience ever! Val is incredible."

10.0

Absolutely incredible experience - Val is an absolute star and remembered our names in the very start, it’s truly a five star experience. I’d recommend this hotel to anyone and everyone! Without a doubt.

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685catbSAN PABLO, CALIFORNIA
Verified booking
Family
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 3, 2026

"Amazing experience"

10.0

Absolutely amazing staff and hotel! From the moment we arrived, we were made to feel incredibly welcome. Every need was taken care of with genuine kindness and warmth. It truly felt like a home away from home. The personal touch of being addressed by name made the experience even more special. We can’t wait to come back!

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jamiewH9477RU
Verified booking
Couples
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 2, 2026

"Wonderful"

10.0

Good quality services, food is must try. Buffet breakfast is superb. Their bacon is a must try Definitely coming back ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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G4963TUrachelh
Verified booking
Family
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 2, 2026

"Excellent"

10.0

Excellent, staff were incredibly helpful and friendly!!! Breakfast was good lots of choice ! Kindly gave us cookies on New Year’s Eve. We also booked a brilliant boat tour through them. We can’t recommend tour A enough. The only thing we would say was the room was a little dark. But this is really the only very minor thing. Definitely stay here if you’re visiting El Nido. Location was excellent! New Year’s Eve was incredible here too. Thanks again to Funny Lion for a fantastic last stop on our trip to the Philippines 🫶🏻

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davidkY6665LCLOS GATOS, CALIFORNIA
Verified booking
Family
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 2, 2026

"Great visit. Hope to come back."

10.0

The staff is personable and professional. They made us feel welcome from the moment we arrived. Val, especially, makes every effort to call each guest by name! The New Year’s Eve dinner and viewing party was amazing! The rooms were comfortable, newly renovated and clean. Would love to return again someday!

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R105QKginac
Verified booking
Family
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 1, 2026

"Amazing hotel!"

10.0

We visited with our family of 22, and our stay was absolutely amazing. Ms. Val truly went above and beyond, assisting us in every way possible. From organizing excursions to providing excellent restaurant recommendations—and even memorizing all of our names—her attention to detail was exceptional. Every member of the staff was friendly, welcoming, and incredibly accommodating. We couldn’t have asked for a better experience.

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leocB1543OX
Verified booking
Family
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 1, 2026

"Best hotel in El Nido!!"

10.0

The funny lion was the best hotel we stayed at in the PI. They staff was incredible and the rooms were immaculate. Will definitely come back and stay when in El Nido. Highly recommend staying here if you’re in el Nido. Miss Val was really good at her job and didn’t miss a beat when it came to service!

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E3332YQgeorgiag
Verified booking
Couples
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 1, 2026

"Cute stay in the perfect location."

10.0

Clean, great location and staff are very attentive. They can help organise tours which makes everything easier. Would stay again.

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Inspiration50882
Verified booking
Family
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 1, 2026

"Heaven on Earth at The Funny Lion"

10.0

This place is heaven on earth. If I could give it more than 5 out of 5 I would. From the beautiful and caring staff to the amazing facilities, we could not ask for more. NYE was a fantastic with a banquet that left us speechless. Little caring gestures like a jar of goodies at night, remembering our names and always polite and friendly staff. Private beach was picturesque and water was crystal clear. We will be back!

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338daynat
Verified booking
Couples
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 1, 2026

"Must stay at the Funny Lion if visiting El Nido!"

10.0

such an incredible stay at the Funny Lion Hotel - the staff was truly remarkable! so warm, hospitable, and made us feel so welcomed and right at home. we’re so glad we picked this hotel, and couldn’t be more excited to return!

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