Greenhouse resort

Convenient

Rock hard mattress! Very difficult sleeping…

Room nothing like the pictures. I felt cheated!

Cheap and cheerful

Nothing

White-noise-asmr-AC Close to nature Plenty of hiding spaces Comfortable tiles and curtains Better than sleeping outside

Aggressive humans Inconsistent supply of accessible food I have been staying at this place for a long time and was able to prosper and grow to a respectable size. The rooms are well temperatured, the curtains and tiles are comfortable to chill out on and the furniture has plenty of holes for me to hide in. Despite that, every other day there are some nasty humans staying here that make my life difficult. They previously tried to trap or even hit me with various items and they taped off my access to the space below the bed. They generally just bring a bad vibe to the place. Since one of them even broke one of my antennas while trying to crush me (which I deem absolutely rude and in fact unacceptable) I can not rate the Greenhouse Resort more than average.