Cozy Wooden House with Attic

- It had a kitchen. - It had a TV. - The lighting is genuinely nice. - There’s a coffeeshop next door, and with a bit of enthusiasm (and lowered dignity), you can probably yell out the window for coffee delivery.

- “Entire home” apparently means the upper floor plus a bonus sauna disguised as an attic. The rest of the building is a lively mix of office space, late-night laundry symphonies, and employee break rooms. Alarm clocks go off at 5am sharp, just in case you forgot what regret feels like. Also, the acoustics are incredible, you can hear everything downstairs. They can probably hear you questioning your life choices too. - The couch is less “furniture” and more “modern art installation about discomfort.” It’s basically exposed wires wearing a fabric costume. Sleeping on it is a bold, almost philosophical decision. - You get two keys for that illusion of control. One of them is purely decorative. You will discover which one at the worst possible moment, because of course you will. - The bathroom sink faucet works in a conceptual sense. If you bring pliers, you can turn hygiene into a hands-on engineering project. - The shower offers an exciting game called “Temperature Roulette.” You might get 20 seconds of consistency before it decides you’ve had enough stability for one day. - Some of the boards on the deck have that subtle “could collapse, might not” vibe. Keeps you alert. Builds character. - There’s one AC unit doing its absolute best against the laws of physics. The attic remains a tribute to the sun. It only becomes survivable after the 5am alarm has gently screamed you awake. - Kitchen comes fully equipped with one butter knife and one chef’s knife. So you can either prepare food or awkwardly attempt to eat it, but not both. Choices. - Privacy is more of a philosophical concept here. The walls (read: floor) are thin enough that you might accidentally join conversations you weren’t invited to. - The balcony looked bigger in the photos. Shocking, I know. It’s more of a “step outside and reflect on your booking decisions” platform. - Access is via a spiral staircase, which is charming in theory and potentially an issue if you have mobility concerns.

The wooden house is spacious with a lot of light. The staff were really friendly and surt us out when needed.

They sadly didn't invest much on the property. The electricity isn't great. The windows hasn't been clean for a while. The beds are basically a mattress on the floor. Plus we had rats visiting us every night. But the staff sort us out with another room for out last night. which was wonderful.