Garsoniera Del Dodo

The conditions are questionable at best. The shower is at the foot of the bed, which isn't necessary bad, however it leaks water, flooding the room every time you take a shower. Yes, we've made sure to properly close it before taking a shower, it still floods the room. The room itself is improvised in what used to be a store. Again, not necessarily a bad thing however it looks like a cheap and rushed job. Plumbing sticking out of the paper thin walls, the ceiling looks broken in places and deformed, almost like it's about to fall on you any second. Ignoring all of this, what makes the place even worse are the owners. They seem to be living behind the door that's next to the bed (or some other guests, I can't be sure). The two people living behind the paper wall together with their two small children were constantly banging on the furniture, yelling, talking loudly way past midnight. We could even hear them burp and fart. We obviously couldn't rest at all. First thing in the morning, they would start all over again with the noise. On our last day of staying here, the owner called me at 9:30 in the morning telling me that we need to get out by 10:00 AM, in half an hour, because he has another guest coming. The listing clearly stated that we needed to be out by 11:30. We were planning on leaving by 11:00. We have a long drive ahead of us, with no rest and we didn't even get to take a shower. Oh yeah, and they accept cash only, with no ATMs in the area. The two that pop up on Google maps nearby don't exist anymore. If you hate yourself, book this place.