'It's All Good!'

The accommodation's amenities and the view from the window

Unfortunately, I will not have fond memories of my stay at "Its all good." 1. It is difficult to find, as it is a single apartment located within a large holiday complex. 2. The complex itself is dilapidated—dating back to the 1960s—and is currently undergoing renovations following a fire; the elevator is terrifying to ride, and the hallways look like a slum. 3. Most importantly, the owner left us with a balcony whose railing was black with grime and caked in bird droppings. 4. When I brought this to the owner's attention, I was met with a "request" to vacate the apartment. 5. The owner adds an extra $70 cleaning fee on top of the rental cost. 6. I cleaned the railing myself, as I spend most of my time on the balcony, where I enjoy relaxing. I could hardly be expected to sit there staring at bird shit or placing my drinks on a railing covered in droppings. Today—after I had already checked out—the owner messaged me to say that the balcony *might* have been dirty, but that the rest of the apartment (i.e., 99% of it) was clean.

I loved the view! The apartment was so cute well maintained and quaint. It had all the amenities you need to enjoy your stay! The towels were so plush and smelt amazing. I felt like it was home away from home. The view was phenomenal! I loved everything and have not one complaint!

I loved everything!