A Hint of Promise
The room was mine, ensuite and neat,
A quiet space, a private seat.
The price was kind, the budget spared,
And city sights were close and shared.
So much potential, hiding there,
If only hosts would truly care.
A touch of pride, a cleaner hand,
Could lift this stay to something grand.
For now, it's rough, but not beyond—
A little effort could build a bond.
Fix what’s broken, calm the noise—
And turn regret to guestly joys.
No sign, no name, just walls so bare,
Not a single clue I was even there.
“The Lavenders”? A ghost in name—
No welcome smile, no host to claim.
The cleaners came like storms at dawn,
With coughs and yawns that lingered on.
A chorus of sneezes, spits, and snorts—
Their “cleaning” felt like harsh retorts.
The kitchen wore a coat of grime,
Like it hadn’t seen care in quite some time.
And strangers roamed with brazen cheer—
Did they even belong here?
They cursed, they drank, they banged their tunes,
Their voices echoed through the rooms.
Weed smoke crept beneath my door,
My room felt like a nightclub floor.
Sleep? A myth. Peace? A joke.
Walls so thin, every word broke.
And through it all, not once was heard—
A helpful host, a calming word.
So here's my tale, my honest say:
Avoid this place. Look far away.
🎤 Rap Version: “Where the Lavenders At?”
Yo, I pulled up to the spot, map said I was near,
But no signs, no name—what we doin’ here?
No Lavenders glow, no branding in sight,
Just cold walls, dark halls, no host in the night.
Tried to reach out, hit the host with a ping,
But silence spoke louder than anything.
Cleaning crew wild, stompin' like a parade,
Coughin', sneezin', spittin'—yo, I felt played.
Kitchen? Dirty. Looked like it gave up.
No soap, no shine, just grime in the cup.
And who were those folks makin' all that sound?
Bangin’ on tables, passin’ bottles around.
Loud as a club, weed smell in the air,
Couldn't sleep a wink, man—life ain't fair.
Walls paper-thin, every word got through,
Like I booked a room in a zoo, not a view.
So if you rollin' through, don’t book this trap,
Trust my vibe—ain’t no comfort in that.
Call it Lavenders? Nah, more like a scam,
Next time I’m searchin’, I’m hittin’ “no thanks” on that jam.