Tranquility retreat - Villa with a lovely garden

It had the roof...? And a garden! Garden was fine!

There were several things missing - like dryer for clothes, that was mentioned and even pictured on the photo. Instead there was like an old rope on the tree? No wifi, no kettle. Dust everywhere, not enough dishes, we needed to buy our own glasses because the ones there were in horrible condition. Something was wrong with the chimney and we were not warned in advanced. Just two random guys just showed up to look at it and to repair it with a silicone gun!? I am no pro but... What? Anyone staying here - DO NOT USE THE FIREPLACE! (It is fuuull of insect and bugs, btw, that comes inside of the house) Two bathrooms - you've got to be kidding me... You mean the sprinkler over the toilet in the room one by one? Or the sprinker that fell apart, erode after the first use? Oh, no, you mean that one outside??! Nah, that was not working properly as well. Yeah, I've tried... (Imagine the desperation!) Btw, neither can be used simultaneously, not even the sink in the kitchen while someone else showering! Do not recommend. Old house, old windows, old electricity, old air conditioning - that stopped working (if you can call it working at all) whenever... And probably died 2 days before end of our holiday. In this point we didn't even bother calling the agency because the day before they were not able to send a service-guy, and of course, you have to wait for the person to come and loosing time of your vacation staying in the accomodation and hopelessly waiting for any help. Which we already undertook twice - waiting for a person to change the gas-bomb, so we could at least heat the water for a coffee and second time waiting for the repair of the AC - agency had the nerve to call and ask ME to try to turn the whole electricity off an on again - which helped for 5 minutes. After that only the fan was working, no cold, no heat, nothing. And after few hours even fan resigned... As did we.