Cosy Garden Cottage

Nothing

The toilet was upstairs in the house whilst the accommodation was at the bottom of the garden The photos showed a bath however there wasn’t one The hot tub wasn’t ready for use

was ok to start with apart from sharing bathroom

the bathroom door dosnt close so no privacy atall in the bathroom clean sheets where asked for as the sheets smeld on two occasions i was bitten during the night by god know what and left with a rash which lasted a week was promised clean sheets which never arived . all in all i would advise to stay away from this property .. i had to leave due to constantly being told i would get clean sheets upon leaving i was then promised a refund which when it came to it i was spoken to disrespectfuly and refund refused also they complain about the electricity u use aswell ... this stay started off well but ended badly as all the flaws began to show

Very warm and friendly family

Apart from the very particular requirements which necessitated my stay I don't know why anyone would ever want to spend the night in Bexley, or for that matter any of the day. If you absolutely must I suggest taking a tent and camping in a park instead. In any case, avoid this place at all costs. The reasons will become apparent if you read the following list of conditions of my experience. 1) The host answered the door in their underwear. 2) It is not a cottage, nor is it cosy. It's a kind of box at the end of their garden. 3) There is some kind of mysterious splatter all over the ceiling and some of the walls. 3) There is no lavatory. You have to go all the way down the garden path, into their house, and up the stairs to find one. It's a stort of reversal of historical conditions, where the toilet is now inside and you are in a hut outside. 4) There is no lock on the door of said hut. There is literally a hole in the door where a lock should be fitted. 5) The door is almost all glass, covered with some kind of reflection plastic which provides the illusion of privacy but if you stand on the other side you discover that it actually gives a very clear view of your privacy. 6) We were walked in on in bed in the morning. Spare yourself and keep your distance.

Could not get into house for the toilet

I cunt stay the at all very not good place no bathroom no like a ciddie play room

Nothing at all

Its a comfy room if you need to stay in South-East London, busses almost in front of the door, 10 minutes to a train station. You can smoke in the garden, and its only 10meters to the main house.