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9.6 / 10 Guest Rating

The Jolly Poacher Retreat

28 Bothams Bend Road, Blenheim, nz

The Jolly Poacher Retreat - main view

About the Property

Luxurious Outdoor Pool and Free Bikes
Experience the ultimate relaxation at The Jolly Poacher Retreat in Blenheim. Enjoy a refreshing dip in our sparkling outdoor pool or explore the beautiful surroundings with our complimentary bikes.

Cozy Accommodation with Free WiFi
Unwind in our comfortable rooms equipped with modern amenities and stay connected with our free WiFi service. Start your day right with a delicious continental breakfast served each morning.

Charming Garden and BBQ Area
Immerse yourself in nature at our serene garden or sizzle up a feast at the barbecue area. The Jolly Poacher Retreat offers a perfect blend of comfort and leisure for your stay in Blenheim.

Book now for a delightful getaway at The Jolly Poacher Retreat!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Swimming pool
Room service
Heating
Terrace

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out10:30 AM

Property Notes

Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Payment before arrival by bank transfer is required. The property will contact you after you book to provide instructions. Swimming pool: Closed from Sun, Mar 22, 2026 until Tue, Dec 1, 2026 Managed by a private host A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

9.6
Exceptional132 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the welcoming hosts and frequently praise the clean and comfortable accommodation.

Categories

Cleanliness9.3
Service10.0
Location9.8
Room Quality9.4
Amenities9.2
Value for Money9.7
Food and Beverage9.8
Overall Experience9.7

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David
Verified booking
partner
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 5, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0

Unique holiday bach reflecting its rural surrounds amongst lovely gardens. Hosts looked after us well. Would recommend.

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JulianzNZ
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 25, 2025

"Perfect couldn’t ask for more"

10.0
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DarrylnzNZ
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 25, 2025

"Superb"

9.0
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FionagbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 18, 2025

"Absolutely superb"

10.0

Beautiful peaceful location, apartment looking out into lovely garden at the front and field of sheep at the back. Very comfortable, good space, great breakfast. Excellent shower room, comfortable beds with good linen. Very welcoming and very helpful hosts.

Everything was great

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EricanzNZ
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 12, 2025

"Hosts were very accommodating and lovely. Will definitely be back"

9.0

Unfortunately we had an early ferry to catch so weren’t able to enjoy the breakfast but the location was stunning

We’re gutted we couldn’t be there for longer

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CarolynnzNZ
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 11, 2025

"The most remarkable place to stay with hands down the most friendly and clever hosts. Fantastic."

10.0

Absolutely beautiful location, beautiful gardens, gorgeous cabin and the best hosts we've ever had! Also - incredible breakfast. Just a wonderful experience.

Nothing. It is glorious.

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Cheryl
Verified booking
partner
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 7, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0

The cabin/ cottage is gorgeous with grazing sheep in the paddock near by. Beautiful established gardens with lots of bird songs. Hellen and Dave were so welcoming and gracious to us. They allowed our family to use their pool. Beautiful walking areas along the river banks. This is our second visit and we will definitely come back again.

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RebeccanzNZ
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 6, 2025

"Pleasant"

6.0

The property was very clean and well equipped.

The husbands host came across very aggressive and rude regarding having our dog. We were there for a total of 8 hours and had a retriever as the property has pet friendly however they wanted to know about it which we hadn’t been asked and the husband came over to say he wasn’t welcome and “I’m trying hard not to blow up right now” which made us very uncomfortable and ruined the experience.

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CharlesauAU
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 26, 2024

"Exceptional"

10.0
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NicholasgbGB
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young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 21, 2024

"Fabulous, thank you Dave & Helen, we look forward to returning one day."

9.0

Lovely place, very nicely furnished and themed, and also immaculately clean and super comfortable. Everything was great, and the hosts were extremely welcoming and hospitable.

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