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9.6 / 10 Guest Rating

The Jolly Poacher Retreat

28 Bothams Bend Road, Blenheim, nz

The Jolly Poacher Retreat - main view

About the Property

Luxurious Outdoor Pool and Free Bikes
Experience the ultimate relaxation at The Jolly Poacher Retreat in Blenheim. Enjoy a refreshing dip in our sparkling outdoor pool or explore the beautiful surroundings with our complimentary bikes.

Cozy Accommodation with Free WiFi
Unwind in our comfortable rooms equipped with modern amenities and stay connected with our free WiFi service. Start your day right with a delicious continental breakfast served each morning.

Charming Garden and BBQ Area
Immerse yourself in nature at our serene garden or sizzle up a feast at the barbecue area. The Jolly Poacher Retreat offers a perfect blend of comfort and leisure for your stay in Blenheim.

Book now for a delightful getaway at The Jolly Poacher Retreat!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Swimming pool
Room service
Heating
Terrace

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out10:30 AM

Property Notes

Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Payment before arrival by bank transfer is required. The property will contact you after you book to provide instructions. Swimming pool: Closed from Sun, Mar 22, 2026 until Tue, Dec 1, 2026 Managed by a private host A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

9.6
Exceptional132 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the welcoming hosts and frequently praise the clean and comfortable accommodation.

Categories

Cleanliness9.3
Service10.0
Location9.8
Room Quality9.4
Amenities9.2
Value for Money9.7
Food and Beverage9.8
Overall Experience9.7

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Teresa
Verified booking
partner
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 12, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0

Just so quiet and tranquil. The room we stayed in was definitely for the avid fisherman, filled with articles and items of huge interest. The owners made you feel so very welcome.

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BazauAU
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 11, 2025

"Superb"

9.0

Dave & Helen were very hospitable very warm people who would do anything to deliver a great holiday memory. We would highly recommend this accommodation. Great cottage, Barry && Marion from Mornington in Victoria.

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AlexnzNZ
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 22, 2025

"Lovely get away, the garden was peaceful. The cottage was well equiped and quirky."

8.0

Location was great. Breakfast the eggs were amazing.

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JohnnzNZ
Verified booking
review category business travellers
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 19, 2025

"Wonderful property, appropriate facilities. Hosts are the next level. Helen and Dave are brilliant!"

10.0

Complimentary hot breakfast delivered to our door at a pre arranged time - fantastic - eggs from their own chooks...does not get better.

We only booked for one night...

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WilliamcaCA
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 18, 2025

"Wonderful country property, great hosts, short distance to town and wineries."

10.0

David and Helen were wonderful hosts. Unique property in the country yet only 10 minutes to town and many wineries. Very quiet and relaxing. Great breakfast. Very comfortable bed, great shower. Many eclectic decorative touches added interest and fun. Highly recommended!

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JefferygbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 17, 2025

"Lovely countryside cottage"

8.0

Lovely quiet location in a beautiful shady garden, lots of mature trees. Extremely comfortable bed. Efficient air con. Qirky decorations added charm.

Only 3 smallish quibbles: No teapot in kitchenette No fresh fruit for breakfast No night light option in bathroom.

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Mark
Verified booking
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 17, 2025

"One of the nicest places on earth. "

10.0

One of our favorite places in the world to stay. This is our third return to this wonderful retreat. We love it warm, friendly atmosphere, the wonderful hosts, Dave and Helly, its location in the heart of Marlboro wine country, and the advice of the proprietors in things to see. We look forward to our next visit in great anticipation.

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ChrisgbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 8, 2025

"Superb"

9.0
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CatherinenzNZ
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young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 7, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0
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AaronauAU
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family with young children
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 5, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0
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