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9.6 / 10 Guest Rating

The Jolly Poacher Retreat

28 Bothams Bend Road, Blenheim, nz

The Jolly Poacher Retreat - main view

About the Property

Luxurious Outdoor Pool and Free Bikes
Experience the ultimate relaxation at The Jolly Poacher Retreat in Blenheim. Enjoy a refreshing dip in our sparkling outdoor pool or explore the beautiful surroundings with our complimentary bikes.

Cozy Accommodation with Free WiFi
Unwind in our comfortable rooms equipped with modern amenities and stay connected with our free WiFi service. Start your day right with a delicious continental breakfast served each morning.

Charming Garden and BBQ Area
Immerse yourself in nature at our serene garden or sizzle up a feast at the barbecue area. The Jolly Poacher Retreat offers a perfect blend of comfort and leisure for your stay in Blenheim.

Book now for a delightful getaway at The Jolly Poacher Retreat!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Swimming pool
Room service
Heating
Terrace

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out10:30 AM

Property Notes

Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Payment before arrival by bank transfer is required. The property will contact you after you book to provide instructions. Swimming pool: Closed from Sun, Mar 22, 2026 until Tue, Dec 1, 2026 Managed by a private host A deposit may be required at the property.

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1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

9.6
Exceptional132 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the welcoming hosts and frequently praise the clean and comfortable accommodation.

Categories

Cleanliness9.3
Service10.0
Location9.8
Room Quality9.4
Amenities9.2
Value for Money9.7
Food and Beverage9.8
Overall Experience9.7

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JohanndeDE
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 23, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0

Es war eine von zwei besten Unterkünfte, die wir auf der Südinsel hatten. Alles liebevoll gestaltet, auch das Frühstück. Ruhig gelegen in einem wunderschönen Garten Danke Helen und Dave

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FnlNL
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 8, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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MattiaitIT
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 22, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0

Accoglienza, arredamento, colazione

Niente!

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MikegbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 19, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0

Helly and Dave were very welcoming and really good fun. Nothing was too much trouble. The gardens are lovely and the accommodation was nicely thought out and easy to slot into. The bed was extremely comfortable!

Nothing

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BORISilIL
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 17, 2025

"Exceptional"

9.0
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MollyusUS
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 15, 2025

"Very clean accommodations, quiet, convenient location, delicious dinner recommendation, comfortable beds, friendly cow,"

10.0

Very clean accommodations, quiet, convenient location, delicious dinner recommendation, comfortable beds, friendly cow, what more could you ask for?

Only update I would make would be softer towels.

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JohannatAT
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 15, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0

Sehr nette Gastgeber Wunderbare Oase zur Erholung Zwei Cottages als Themenwelten „Jagen“ und „Fischen“ sehenswert Sehr gutes Frühstück ins Cottage gebracht

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MaryusUS
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 10, 2025

"Lovely and great location for visiting the Marlborough Wine Trail and Blenheim"

9.0

The setting is beautiful and peaceful. Waking up to the sounds of birdsong gets the day started off right. We loved sitting out on the porch,sipping a glass of wine and looking out onto the lovely gardens. Our cottage had a hunting theme decor and it was so well done with little decor details that even non-hunters (like my husband and I) appreciated and enjoyed. Such a peaceful place to stay and very convenient for exploring the Marlborough Wine Trail and Blenheim (about an easy 8 minute drive to Blenheim). Dave and Helly are great hosts and the delicious preserves served with breakfast are made by Helly with fruit from their orchards. Highly recommend!

I couldn't tell if the coffee pods were regular or decaffeinated because they weren't labeled. So minor!

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MarkusUS
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 30, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0
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NatashanzNZ
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young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 27, 2025

"Incredible hosts, who clearly take much pride in their two beautiful cottages."

10.0

What a wonderful experience. The attention to detail in the room was amazing. We loved the fresh flowers with breakfast in the morning. Great that we could take the dogs, and thanks for the nearby walk recommendation.

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