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7.9 / 10 Guest Rating

Who'd A Thought It

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham, gb

Who'd A Thought It - main view

About the Property

Luxurious Rooms and Suites

Indulge in the highly individual rooms and suites at Who'd A Thought It, each equipped with a flat-screen TV, DVD player, and luxurious amenities like spa baths and four-poster beds.

Gastronomic Delights

Savor a full English breakfast in the mornings and explore various dining options at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, from gastro bar meals to a la carte dishes, ensuring a culinary experience to remember.

Themed Events and Fashion Boutique

Experience the vibrant atmosphere of themed events at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, and explore the on-site Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique for stylish shoes and accessories, adding a touch of glamour to your stay.

Book now to luxuriate in unique accommodations and exquisite dining experiences at Who'd A Thought It.

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Room service
Heating
Terrace

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:30 AM

Property Notes

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

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1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

7.9
Very Good305 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the friendly staff and frequently praise the good food.

Categories

Cleanliness6.2
Service8.7
Location8.2
Room Quality7.2
Amenities8.2
Value for Money7.2
Food and Beverage8.7
Overall Experience8.7

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SamanthagbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 31, 2025

"Absolutely gorgeous"

10.0

Absolutely gorgeous. So quirky and so me. Loved it.

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Charlotte MaryusUS
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 27, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0
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TeresagbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 25, 2025

"Very Dissapointed with the whole experience"

4.0

On first inspection the decor was sumptuous and cosy

The sky tv wasnt receiving a signal, the remote control back was broken, the table lamps were covered in dust, mould in the bathroom.......the whole suite needed a good clean! Wall paper peeling off. Room not restocked, missing slippers and ironing board. The outdoor hottub wasnt very clear when on. Have had diarrhea since ive been back home!

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AnngbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 23, 2025

"Would have booked a larger room if we had known the size of what was classed as a standard double."

7.0

Fridge in room.

Room smaller than average, not suitable for more than one night stay. Not much privacy when using shower room.

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LeegbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 21, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0
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JangbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 19, 2025

"Fabulous stay in a fun, luxurious setting."

8.0

We stayed overnight, due to a local day event, and the staff were so lovely and the room was really fun. Bed was comfortable. We didnt use the jacuzzi bath as not enough time, but checkout times were really good. Breakfast was in the pub and was really good food. The grounds are lovely as well.

Cant think of anything tbh.

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KarengbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 18, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0

Excellent value for money

Nothing

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KenziegbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 15, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0
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AndygbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 10, 2025

"Exceptional"

9.0
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RuaraidhgbGB
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solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 7, 2025

"A secret oasis, off the beaten track !"

9.0

A great find, will recommend to friends.

Breakfast not available till 9.30 ? But they did supply a packed lunch as a replacement.

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