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7.9 / 10 Guest Rating

Who'd A Thought It

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham, gb

Who'd A Thought It - main view

About the Property

Luxurious Rooms and Suites

Indulge in the highly individual rooms and suites at Who'd A Thought It, each equipped with a flat-screen TV, DVD player, and luxurious amenities like spa baths and four-poster beds.

Gastronomic Delights

Savor a full English breakfast in the mornings and explore various dining options at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, from gastro bar meals to a la carte dishes, ensuring a culinary experience to remember.

Themed Events and Fashion Boutique

Experience the vibrant atmosphere of themed events at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, and explore the on-site Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique for stylish shoes and accessories, adding a touch of glamour to your stay.

Book now to luxuriate in unique accommodations and exquisite dining experiences at Who'd A Thought It.

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Room service
Heating
Terrace

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:30 AM

Property Notes

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

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1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

7.9
Very Good305 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the friendly staff and frequently praise the good food.

Categories

Cleanliness6.2
Service8.7
Location8.2
Room Quality7.2
Amenities8.2
Value for Money7.2
Food and Beverage8.7
Overall Experience8.7

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TimgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 6, 2025

"Excellent"

8.0

Lovely eggs royale outside on the decking.

Champagne complimentary in the room not available as used booking.com.

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VikkiauAU
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 4, 2025

"Best part of stay was the b'fast. Dinner on arrival day average. Exxy and no veg with hubs meal."

4.0

Disappointed in 'cabin' room size as we had a stack of cases, movement in room challenging due to this. Expected a bit of a better room given the cost.

The biscuits provided were broken in their packets, kinda downhill from there. Glad to be heading to airport on departure.

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RičardasltLT
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 1, 2025

"Good"

1.0

The car park was pretty spacious, we were able to park our car and get ready to sleep in it.

As per description as we booked the hotel we informed them during working hours that we will be arriving late, however received no reply. Since we informed and the money was paid, we assumed no issue with it and proceeded to drive there, however once we arrived we found all the doors shut and no one around, no one informed via messages or otherwise about where to find a key for the late check in, so essentially just paid for sleeping inside the car, would not recommend it. Probably worth avoiding the hotel if it seems like checking in will fall after the regular work hours

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AimeegbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 18, 2025

"Good"

3.0
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MatthewsgbGB
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solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 17, 2025

"One of the best stays on my walking tour"

10.0

The room was small but very comfortable. The evening staff serving at the bar were superb. It was a quiet evening and they lavished attention on me. The English breakfast met my expectations. I was travelling alone and on a walking tour, The only downside was that I had to take a taxi from the closest tow. The location was good but would suit couples with a car.

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DaniellegbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 14, 2025

"Amazing rooms amazing food very friendly staff"

10.0

We love the place been back a few times now

Nothing

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MichaelgbGB
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extended_group
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 10, 2025

"As always an amazing stay!"

10.0

As always an amazing stay!

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GwendaauAU
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 9, 2025

"Whimsical accomodation with helpful and courteous staff."

7.0

Excellent dinner and breakfast. Staff were very considerate and helpful especially by offering us an earlier breakfast time. On site parking. Heritage vintage main building with lovely dining facilities.

Very small modern room seperate to main building. Breakfast usually not available until 9.30 or later. Isolated location.

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robbiegbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 7, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0
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EgidijusgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 1, 2025

"Very Good"

7.0

Pros: The staff were absolutely lovely – really polite and helpful. The service itself was faultless. The food was delicious and the atmosphere very calm, which made the stay more enjoyable.

Cons: Some things weren’t quite as expected. The description made it sound like there was a jacuzzi included, but actually you only get access if you book a more expensive room. The jacuzzi that was there didn’t feel very well set up. The “private bathroom” wasn’t exactly private – the glass doors from the bedroom had a 30–40 cm gap at the bottom. The listing mentioned a coffee machine, but there was only a kettle you had to fill up yourself. There was also no wardrobe or storage space for clothes or luggage, just two hooks on the wall and only one chair, even though it was a double room.

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