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7.9 / 10 Guest Rating

Who'd A Thought It

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham, gb

Who'd A Thought It - main view

About the Property

Luxurious Rooms and Suites

Indulge in the highly individual rooms and suites at Who'd A Thought It, each equipped with a flat-screen TV, DVD player, and luxurious amenities like spa baths and four-poster beds.

Gastronomic Delights

Savor a full English breakfast in the mornings and explore various dining options at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, from gastro bar meals to a la carte dishes, ensuring a culinary experience to remember.

Themed Events and Fashion Boutique

Experience the vibrant atmosphere of themed events at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, and explore the on-site Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique for stylish shoes and accessories, adding a touch of glamour to your stay.

Book now to luxuriate in unique accommodations and exquisite dining experiences at Who'd A Thought It.

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Room service
Heating
Terrace

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:30 AM

Property Notes

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

7.9
Very Good305 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the friendly staff and frequently praise the good food.

Categories

Cleanliness6.2
Service8.7
Location8.2
Room Quality7.2
Amenities8.2
Value for Money7.2
Food and Beverage8.7
Overall Experience8.7

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EdwardgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 19, 2026

"Average"

5.0

Food good

Room poor

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BabettegbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 17, 2026

"Overall pleasant. Breakfast choices was good."

7.0

Good bake for money

Room had damp but it was only one night so it didn’t bother me.

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RachelgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 2, 2026

"Exceptional"

9.0
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SophiegbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 1, 2026

"Exceptional"

9.0
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charliegbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 1, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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TraceygbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 15, 2025

"Glam and quirky in beautiful surroundings."

8.0

Lovely boutique hotel. Beautiful four poster bed and jacuzzis , restaurant and bar had loads of character, with beams.

Room was a little tired. No USB charging points. No light in mirror in bathroom . Mirror was too high and poorly lit above dressing table making it difficult to do hair and makeup.

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PaulagbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 15, 2025

"Excellent"

8.0
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DeangbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 13, 2025

"Good"

4.0

The location is good and staff friendly

The room was in very poor condition old and dated and the them of champagne in the room was none excitant broken sudeboard table old mirror with damage and dirty bathsinks underneath for £300 per night its was well below average

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LoriegbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 11, 2025

"Exceptional"

9.0
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RichardgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 7, 2025

"Great stay. Good vibes!"

10.0

The whole vibe of the place. Had drinks with the owner who was really funny. Will come again!

Nothing!

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