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7.9 / 10 Guest Rating

Who'd A Thought It

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham, gb

Who'd A Thought It - main view

About the Property

Luxurious Rooms and Suites

Indulge in the highly individual rooms and suites at Who'd A Thought It, each equipped with a flat-screen TV, DVD player, and luxurious amenities like spa baths and four-poster beds.

Gastronomic Delights

Savor a full English breakfast in the mornings and explore various dining options at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, from gastro bar meals to a la carte dishes, ensuring a culinary experience to remember.

Themed Events and Fashion Boutique

Experience the vibrant atmosphere of themed events at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, and explore the on-site Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique for stylish shoes and accessories, adding a touch of glamour to your stay.

Book now to luxuriate in unique accommodations and exquisite dining experiences at Who'd A Thought It.

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Room service
Heating
Terrace

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:30 AM

Property Notes

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

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1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

7.9
Very Good305 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the friendly staff and frequently praise the good food.

Categories

Cleanliness6.2
Service8.7
Location8.2
Room Quality7.2
Amenities8.2
Value for Money7.2
Food and Beverage8.7
Overall Experience8.7

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MaddiexaXA
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 3, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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MatthewgbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 2, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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Kazandra1gbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 29, 2026

"Weekend in the Sticks."

9.0

Lovely and quiet and peaceful. Clean sheets fluffy towels and a good hot shower. Our room had a small heater that you could use in addition to the actual heating. They also have a fan and an iron in the room. Room was very small but it was okay for what we needed. Bed was very comfortable. Food over in the main building was superb never tasted a steak like it. Staff were very helpful and chatty, though the young weekend breakfast staff need to smile more. We would definitely stay again.

The one thing in our room that we didn't like was the emergency exit light which is unnecessarily bright when trying to sleep.

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KirstygbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 29, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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LukegbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 28, 2026

"Good"

1.0

Not value for money and not clean

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ElvisagbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 19, 2026

"Nice but definitely not worth the money"

6.0

It was clean and great decor

The food was awful our steaks were undercooked and freezing cold we had to send them back and get them taken off the bill. The hot tub and outdoor lights did not work in our room.

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BecgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 9, 2026

"Good"

6.0

Most of the staff were friendly and helpful. The food was delicious. The room was spacious. Breakfast yummy.

Mainly the awful manager. We had a problem with our bath filling up and staying hot. He arrived drunk and very rude and aggressive. He didn’t make much sense just kept saying he was trying to help us out. Anyways a lovely member of staff fixed the issue and it was fine but this really put a downer on our stay. Also the air con was old and didn’t really do anything. Bedside table had cracks in it. The WiFi wasn’t great.

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AllangbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 9, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0

The staff was amaxing and upgraded us. Good was excellent couldnt fault it whatsoever.

There was nothing bad at all ig i had to pick somethong would be the cobwebs in the chandelier but thtas being a proper picky karen.

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DaniellegbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 28, 2026

"Beautiful room but needs a deep clean"

4.0

It’s quirky and very well thought out. Beautiful grounds

Cleanliness! I have stayed here a number of times and this still disappoints me for the money you would expect close to perfect and it was far from that. Very upset

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DeangbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 24, 2026

"Amazing place breakfast and food are great aswell"

10.0

Love the location in the Kent countryside stayed before and loved it then hot tub a nice touch and clean spacious well themed rooms

Staff could be a bit more happier but all ok

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