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7.9 / 10 Guest Rating

Who'd A Thought It

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham, gb

Who'd A Thought It - main view

About the Property

Luxurious Rooms and Suites

Indulge in the highly individual rooms and suites at Who'd A Thought It, each equipped with a flat-screen TV, DVD player, and luxurious amenities like spa baths and four-poster beds.

Gastronomic Delights

Savor a full English breakfast in the mornings and explore various dining options at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, from gastro bar meals to a la carte dishes, ensuring a culinary experience to remember.

Themed Events and Fashion Boutique

Experience the vibrant atmosphere of themed events at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, and explore the on-site Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique for stylish shoes and accessories, adding a touch of glamour to your stay.

Book now to luxuriate in unique accommodations and exquisite dining experiences at Who'd A Thought It.

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Room service
Heating
Terrace

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:30 AM

Property Notes

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

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1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

7.9
Very Good305 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the friendly staff and frequently praise the good food.

Categories

Cleanliness6.2
Service8.7
Location8.2
Room Quality7.2
Amenities8.2
Value for Money7.2
Food and Beverage8.7
Overall Experience8.7

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robbiegbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 24, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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PaulgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 11, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0

Everything. From the amazing friendly staff to the exceptional food and beautiful sexy rooms. We had a lot of fun. Will be coming again. And a big thanks to Joe for the funny stories x

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MilligbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 10, 2026

"Good"

6.0
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SiangbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 29, 2026

"Would stay here again"

9.0

The room was beautiful and spotless.

Waitresses were forgetful. Not enough staff in the restaurant but the food was lovely

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MARIEgbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 19, 2026

"Good"

4.0
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JoshgbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 19, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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krisusUS
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 19, 2026

"A true gem and worth a repeat visit to try out all the different rooms and accommodations on offer!"

10.0

This well-run location is an absolute gem and I'd be delighted to be able to stay again sometime in the future. The rooms were well equipped and spacious, the dining and breakfast experience were exceptional and the bar was well stocked and staffed to boot! My partner and I were both pleasantly surprised by this upscale venue and felt very well looked after by the friendly and obliging staff throughout our stay. Thank you so much, this was a real treat and highlight of our holiday!

Can't name a thing!

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CathryngbGB
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extended_group
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 19, 2026

"Good"

6.0
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BobgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 19, 2026

"Good"

5.0
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MariagbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 19, 2026

"Ok but would not return. Overrated."

6.0

On arrival taken to our room and showed the facilities. Air con was a plus and the whirlpool bath was nice.

Toilet was not clean (wee under the seat on the pan). Went to bar before dinner and barged out the way from the bar by a gent. Dinner wasn’t great, tasteless and observed other diners sending meals back. Left at table way after meal ended with no offer for extra drinks etc…went to bar for drinks and was a very loud gent who was very condescending to the young bar staff, unnecessary behaviour. Did not feel for the cost for one night was value for money, expected more of an exclusive experience, not a pub.

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