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7.9 / 10 Guest Rating

Who'd A Thought It

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham, gb

Who'd A Thought It - main view

About the Property

Luxurious Rooms and Suites

Indulge in the highly individual rooms and suites at Who'd A Thought It, each equipped with a flat-screen TV, DVD player, and luxurious amenities like spa baths and four-poster beds.

Gastronomic Delights

Savor a full English breakfast in the mornings and explore various dining options at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, from gastro bar meals to a la carte dishes, ensuring a culinary experience to remember.

Themed Events and Fashion Boutique

Experience the vibrant atmosphere of themed events at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, and explore the on-site Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique for stylish shoes and accessories, adding a touch of glamour to your stay.

Book now to luxuriate in unique accommodations and exquisite dining experiences at Who'd A Thought It.

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Room service
Heating
Terrace

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:30 AM

Property Notes

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

7.9
Very Good305 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the friendly staff and frequently praise the good food.

Categories

Cleanliness6.2
Service8.7
Location8.2
Room Quality7.2
Amenities8.2
Value for Money7.2
Food and Beverage8.7
Overall Experience8.7

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SpeedgbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in May 12, 2026

"Okay for a stopover"

6.0

Clean and spacious grounds

Room was so small

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KennygbGB
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solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in May 11, 2026

"Exceptional"

9.0
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SeangbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in May 11, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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MATHEWSusUS
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solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in May 6, 2026

"Nice"

9.0

Great

Nothing

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SuhailgbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in May 6, 2026

"Good"

4.0
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DominicgbGB
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solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 19, 2026

"Exceptional"

9.0
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ArrongbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 12, 2026

"Excellent"

8.0
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hwatson1985gbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 10, 2026

"Stay Elsewhere - Definitely Not 5 Star! Room 18, Billecart"

5.0

Plenty of parking Check in was good Grounds were nice

Complimentary bar was only one bottle of still and one bottle of sparkling water. Fridge took all night to chill a 330ml can of Coke Decor didn’t match, was just tacky and room just needs refurbishing Light switches didn’t work Hairdryer was cheap Dusty Mattress was, I'm guessing, old as it was thin and lumpy in places Pillows were cheap, thin and not comfortable Facilities were broken and repaired very badly, bodged I felt dinner was overpriced, wasn’t value for money, we waited for at least 45 minutes for our food and items were forgotten about Breakfast order was wrong Took nearly a month to respond to a message Shower was clogged with limescale

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SabrinagbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 9, 2026

"Great little get away. Lovely location, very friendly staff, food was amazing anc reasonably priced. Great variety of fo"

10.0

Beautiful location, beautiful venue

I liked everything

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SeangbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 4, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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