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9.1 / 10 Guest Rating

The Joker Boat

Liverpool Marina, Liverpool, gb

The Joker Boat - main view

About the Property

Luxurious Bespoke Boat

The Joker Boat, inspired by the Joker from Batman, offers a unique and luxurious stay in Liverpool's boating marina.

Contemporary Design

Featuring sleek purple furnishings and elegant décor, the boat provides a modern and stylish ambiance for guests to enjoy.

Fully-Equipped Italian Kitchen

Guests can indulge their culinary desires in the fully-equipped Italian kitchen, complete with a gas oven, microwave, fridge, washing machine, and dryer, ensuring a comfortable and convenient stay.

Book now to experience the luxury and uniqueness of The Joker Boat in Liverpool's vibrant marina.

Facilities & Amenities

Free beach shuttle
Guest education on local ecosystems and culture
Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Restaurant
Terrace
Family rooms
Pets allowed
Luggage storage
Express check-in/check-out

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:00 AM

Property Notes

Guests aged 27 and over only. Children's parties are accepted with responsible adults present. A 30% payment at the time of booking and balance 6-8 weeks prior to arrival will be requested. Please note that this is not a party boat. Kindly note the accommodations is accessed via stairs and therefore it may not be suitable for guests with mobility impairment.This property is located in a residential area, and guests are asked to refrain from excessive noise. This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties. Managed by a private host A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

Available Rooms

Two-Bedroom Houseboat - Photo 1

Two-Bedroom Houseboat

This modern 2-bedroom boat features a fully-equipped Italian kitchen. There is a double bedroom, a room with 2 single beds, and there are 2 sofa beds in the lounge.

84 sqm
Sleeps 8
2 Twin bed (90-130 cm wide)
Amenities
Coffee/tea makerShowerTVHair dryerKitchenetteRadio

Two-Bedroom Houseboat

Non-refundable
Room Only
20% OFF$504.91

$403.93

Includes taxes & fees

Guest Reviews

9.1
Exceptional59 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the beautiful location and frequently praise the great communication.

Categories

Cleanliness8.0
Service10.0
Location10.0
Room Quality8.4
Amenities8.5
Value for Money9.4
Food and Beverage9.0
Overall Experience9.5

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RickygbGB
Verified booking
family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in May 4, 2026

"Hosts where amazing and accommodating and on hand when needed would recommend"

10.0

Kids loved it who wouldn’t hotel or stay on a wide beam boat on the water I’d pick the boat

Nothing was great

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NikhilgbGB
Verified booking
family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 9, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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UğurtantrTR
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 31, 2026

"Disappointment"

3.0

Location

Despite costing twice as much as other quality hotels, it was a complete disappointment. We had trouble at check-in because the wrong key was put in the box. The boat's entry system was strange. We had no information about how to open the door, so it was very difficult. When we got inside, it was like this, and there was a bad smell in the toilet. There was a mop bucket inside the wardrobe. Pots and plates were kept in an unclean environment. The tiles on the floor were broken and cut my foot. The seats were very uncomfortable. The toilet flush was very noisy and the lid was broken. In short, a complete disappointment. We wasted our money and had a terrible experience.

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DeborahgbGB
Verified booking
family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 23, 2026

"Thumbs up for Alan"

9.0

Excellent location, just a short taxi ride from train station and 10 min walk from restaurants etc. From initial booking, to queries beforehand, Russell (owner) was great, polite and quick to respond. Harbour staff so helpful. Alan (boatkeeper) was so welcoming and answered our questions, a happy chappy who felt like a friend. The boat is roomy and clean. Slight squeak on the double, but not an issue as it was funny more than anything! Definitely looking to return.

Didn't like the fact we had to come home.

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AnitagbGB
Verified booking
family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 2, 2026

"Good"

5.0

The boat is spacious. Decorated ok and well equipped

Definitely not worth over £700 for 2 nights. Living room seating is so uncomfortable. Double bed has a really bad squeak. The shower didn't work for a while. The toilet overflowed. Rain came in the hatch at the doorway. The TV only apps work no live channels. Few cracks on the tiled floor are dangerous.

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RyangbGB
Verified booking
extended_group
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 19, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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LavinagbGB
Verified booking
extended_group
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 16, 2026

"Amazing!!!"

10.0

Such a beautiful place and different! Owner was super friendly and accommodating and we absolutely loved our stay. 1000% would recommend and would stay here when visiting the area again.

Nothing!

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michaelgbGB
Verified booking
extended_group
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 30, 2025

"Great"

8.0

Brilliant place to stay

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DeniseHMLgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 17, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0

It was a beautiful boat, in a lovely location, short walk to the town. Would highly recommend, great communication between the owner and us before and while staying.

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MichellegbGB
Verified booking
family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Jul 25, 2025

"The Joker Boat Liverpool"

8.0

We stayed on the joker boat for a 2 night stay for my boys' 9th birthday. They enjoyed their stay, and they enjoyed the joker theme. Allen, the boat keeper, was very pleasant and met us at the boat and gave us the information we needed for our stay. Smart tv (45inch) plenty of towels and bedding. Washing machine/dryer, kettle, fridge/ small freezer department, plenty of cutlery and dishes. Microwave, electric oven/grill, electric heaters on walls for cold nights. The location was nice and well secured with locked gates throughout (key access needed) the on site restaurant looked lovely, especially at night with the lights and calming atmosphere 👌. There are large wheeled trolleys to load your belongings to make it easier to transfer to the boat (£1 refundable). The city centre and entertainment/bars 5 mins away in the car and 15-20 mins walking distance. The car park on the premises was fair £10 a day and charges you on leaving. (3 car parks on site) Dogs are welcome with an extra price.

We liked our stay, the only negatives we have would be the smell in the bathroom, it smelt like sewage even with the window opened. Also, when flushing the toilet, it makes a loud noise when draining, which isn't good of a nighttime when the kids are asleep next door... when you turn the taps on, on the sink, it takes time for the water to drain, so be careful not to leave the taps on too long to avoid flooding. There's no toaster or ironing board, but you have the grill to make toast, and you can use the dining table to iron, so no biggy. All in all, it was a good stay 😊

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