The Joker Boat

Kids loved it who wouldn’t hotel or stay on a wide beam boat on the water I’d pick the boat

Nothing was great

Location

Despite costing twice as much as other quality hotels, it was a complete disappointment. We had trouble at check-in because the wrong key was put in the box. The boat's entry system was strange. We had no information about how to open the door, so it was very difficult. When we got inside, it was like this, and there was a bad smell in the toilet. There was a mop bucket inside the wardrobe. Pots and plates were kept in an unclean environment. The tiles on the floor were broken and cut my foot. The seats were very uncomfortable. The toilet flush was very noisy and the lid was broken. In short, a complete disappointment. We wasted our money and had a terrible experience.

Excellent location, just a short taxi ride from train station and 10 min walk from restaurants etc. From initial booking, to queries beforehand, Russell (owner) was great, polite and quick to respond. Harbour staff so helpful. Alan (boatkeeper) was so welcoming and answered our questions, a happy chappy who felt like a friend. The boat is roomy and clean. Slight squeak on the double, but not an issue as it was funny more than anything! Definitely looking to return.

Didn't like the fact we had to come home.

The boat is spacious. Decorated ok and well equipped

Definitely not worth over £700 for 2 nights. Living room seating is so uncomfortable. Double bed has a really bad squeak. The shower didn't work for a while. The toilet overflowed. Rain came in the hatch at the doorway. The TV only apps work no live channels. Few cracks on the tiled floor are dangerous.

Such a beautiful place and different! Owner was super friendly and accommodating and we absolutely loved our stay. 1000% would recommend and would stay here when visiting the area again.

Nothing!

Brilliant place to stay

It was a beautiful boat, in a lovely location, short walk to the town. Would highly recommend, great communication between the owner and us before and while staying.

We stayed on the joker boat for a 2 night stay for my boys' 9th birthday. They enjoyed their stay, and they enjoyed the joker theme. Allen, the boat keeper, was very pleasant and met us at the boat and gave us the information we needed for our stay. Smart tv (45inch) plenty of towels and bedding. Washing machine/dryer, kettle, fridge/ small freezer department, plenty of cutlery and dishes. Microwave, electric oven/grill, electric heaters on walls for cold nights. The location was nice and well secured with locked gates throughout (key access needed) the on site restaurant looked lovely, especially at night with the lights and calming atmosphere 👌. There are large wheeled trolleys to load your belongings to make it easier to transfer to the boat (£1 refundable). The city centre and entertainment/bars 5 mins away in the car and 15-20 mins walking distance. The car park on the premises was fair £10 a day and charges you on leaving. (3 car parks on site) Dogs are welcome with an extra price.

We liked our stay, the only negatives we have would be the smell in the bathroom, it smelt like sewage even with the window opened. Also, when flushing the toilet, it makes a loud noise when draining, which isn't good of a nighttime when the kids are asleep next door... when you turn the taps on, on the sink, it takes time for the water to drain, so be careful not to leave the taps on too long to avoid flooding. There's no toaster or ironing board, but you have the grill to make toast, and you can use the dining table to iron, so no biggy. All in all, it was a good stay 😊