Funky Hotel

view from our rooms was perfect, just the way we imagined it to be.

there is nothing we did not like about the property. everything was just perfect.

Понравилось расположение

Posizione e grandezza della stanza , acqua calda , pulizia

Расположение отеля, вид из панорамного окна. Шум океана и волн..Лежаки на пляже. Относительно новая сантехника.. Ванная и душевая кабина в номере. Кровать удобная.

Сначала не хотели брать оплату в долларах (не понравилась банкнота). Потом взяли и заселили. Вечером внизу в баре дискотека до 4.00 утра. Спать вообще не возможно - очень громко. Завтрак как и везде, но очень долго готовят. Сказали что он в 8.00, пришли, а подали в 9.00. Когда нет света, то а вообще жуть - нет воды, в номере душно. Телевизор не работает.. Простынь для окутывани пришлось долго искать. В лобби никого нет, все в баре. В общем на любителя.. Из хорошего только расположение и вид.

The location was amazing. They let us check out later than 11am.

It’s so noisy! The bar right under the rooms are playing load music until 4 in the morning. There is a big open window in the wall in the room that goes down to the area where they play music, so you feel like you sleep next to the speaker. Never stay here if you want to be able to sleep. It was not clean in the room. We had no trash can in the bathroom. The lamps in the room where broken. The bed sheets where to small for the madras. The staff is not friendly and seems to not care about your stay.

Чудесное месторасположения, из окна вид на океан! За этот вид можно и грязь простить застиранное белье

Застиранные простыни и полотенца, в пятнах. Скудный завтрак .

заплатили водителю за трансфер из аэропорта в гостиницу. перед отьездом водитель сказал что не платили. пришлось оплатить еще раз. проблема с заказаным номером. заказанный номер в букинге не сушествует. на месте пришлось доплатить за другой номер

Nothing

This is not a hotel, this is a brothel. This hotel has many disadvantages: firstly, the address on the Booking is incorrect, we had to walk about half an extra kilometer in one direction, and then the same amount back, because the owners cannot set the location correctly. Secondly, upon arrival, they immediately tried to deceive us by slipping us a payment terminal with an amount 4 times higher; people who are accustomed to paying with a card, despite the amount in the terminal, can be easily deceived. The guy with the terminal argued with me, claiming that the amount was correct, until I showed him the booking. Thirdly, the room was terribly dirty. Dirt everywhere. Even the sheets were dirty. When we asked for a replacement, they replaced it, but they did it with such a facial expression that we probably should have felt like naughty puppies. There were used condoms lying around the room. It's pretty gross. Instead of one of the glasses in the window, there is cardboard inserted. Fourthly, the sockets are of a stupid format, standard adapters do not fit them. I had to ask three times to get an adapter. But it turned out that the only socket in the room simply did not work and I had to charge my phone in the dirty bathroom. Fifthly, the Internet is disgusting. Very poor signal and slow speed. But this is not the worst, the worst began in the evening. I would not care at all for an unbridled party with drugs, alcohol and available women, but this was accompanied by deafening music from early evening until the full night. This is a real brothel, not a hotel. And in the morning, the hotel owners canceled our booking, apparently so that we would not be able to leave a review.