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9.1 / 10 Guest Rating

We Hate F Tourists

Rua Capitão Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, pt

We Hate F Tourists - main view

About the Property

Central Location in Lisbon

Located in the heart of Lisbon, We Hate F Tourists offers comfortable air-conditioned rooms, a charming garden, and free WiFi for guests to stay connected. The property also boasts a shared lounge, terrace, and a bar, providing the perfect setting for relaxation and socializing.

Diverse Amenities

With a nightclub and shared kitchen on-site, guests can enjoy a variety of entertainment options and culinary experiences during their stay. The accommodation ensures convenience by providing bed linen in all units and multilingual staff at the reception, fluent in English, Spanish, and Portuguese, ready to assist with any inquiries.

Nearby Attractions

Explore Lisbon's iconic landmarks such as Commerce Square, Miradouro da Senhora do Monte, and St. George's Castle, all within close proximity to the hostel. For seamless travel, take advantage of the paid airport shuttle service offered by the property for a stress-free journey.

Book your stay at We Hate F Tourists now to experience the best of Lisbon!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
24-hour front desk
Terrace
Garden
Lift / Elevator
Luggage storage

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out12:00 PM

Property Notes

When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

Available Rooms

Twin Room with Private Bathroom - Photo 1
Twin Room with Private Bathroom - Photo 2
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Twin Room with Private Bathroom

The twin room features a private bathroom equipped with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned twin room offers a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit offers 2 beds.

10 sqm
Sleeps 2
2 Twin bed (90-130 cm wide)
Amenities
ShowerTVAir conditioningHair dryerToiletPrivate bathroom

Twin Room with Private Bathroom

Non-refundable
Room Only
20% OFF$115.66

$92.53

Includes taxes & fees

Twin Room with Private Bathroom

Non-refundable
Breakfast Included
20% OFF$138.83

$111.06

Includes taxes & fees

Guest Reviews

9.1
Exceptional4788 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the helpful staff and frequently praise the great location.

Categories

Cleanliness9.2
Service9.7
Location9.2
Room Quality8.7
Amenities9.2
Value for Money9.2
Food and Beverage8.7
Overall Experience9.3

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SvenjadeDE
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 6, 2026

"Einfach perfektes Hostel für eine Lissabonreise"

10.0

Tolles Personal, coole Atmosphäre, tolle ausflugsangebote, ruhig zu jeder Uhrzeit.

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JanjeJE
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 6, 2026

"Excellent stay"

10.0

Clean comfortable convenient friendly staff

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ViviantwTW
Verified booking
extended_group
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 5, 2026

"Excellent"

8.0
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InésmxMX
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 5, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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DiananlNL
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 4, 2026

"Excellent"

8.0
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RadoslawilIL
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 4, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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AnetaplPL
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 4, 2026

"Small gestures makes this place beautiful"

10.0

Staff is wonderful and very supportive

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ZilharsRS
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 4, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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DaniloptPT
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 3, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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StefannlNL
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 3, 2026

"Vibrant, bubbly and friendly atmosphere with awesome facilities."

9.0

Clean and modern, with great facilities and a comfy bed (we had the private room). Staff weee super helpful. Great breakfast and common area.

Shower: they’ve got like a water saving system which means the shower only sprays in spurts and never gets fully hot. Noise: people came home from drinking, and were incredibly obnoxiously loud at 12am - even shouting in the corridors. Not the hostel fault, but wow some people lack common decency.

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