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9.1 / 10 Guest Rating

We Hate F Tourists

Rua Capitão Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, pt

We Hate F Tourists - main view

About the Property

Central Location in Lisbon

Located in the heart of Lisbon, We Hate F Tourists offers comfortable air-conditioned rooms, a charming garden, and free WiFi for guests to stay connected. The property also boasts a shared lounge, terrace, and a bar, providing the perfect setting for relaxation and socializing.

Diverse Amenities

With a nightclub and shared kitchen on-site, guests can enjoy a variety of entertainment options and culinary experiences during their stay. The accommodation ensures convenience by providing bed linen in all units and multilingual staff at the reception, fluent in English, Spanish, and Portuguese, ready to assist with any inquiries.

Nearby Attractions

Explore Lisbon's iconic landmarks such as Commerce Square, Miradouro da Senhora do Monte, and St. George's Castle, all within close proximity to the hostel. For seamless travel, take advantage of the paid airport shuttle service offered by the property for a stress-free journey.

Book your stay at We Hate F Tourists now to experience the best of Lisbon!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
24-hour front desk
Terrace
Garden
Lift / Elevator
Luggage storage

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out12:00 PM

Property Notes

When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

Available Rooms

Twin Room with Private Bathroom - Photo 1
Twin Room with Private Bathroom - Photo 2
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Twin Room with Private Bathroom

The twin room features a private bathroom equipped with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned twin room offers a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit offers 2 beds.

10 sqm
Sleeps 2
2 Twin bed (90-130 cm wide)
Amenities
ShowerTVAir conditioningHair dryerToiletPrivate bathroom

Twin Room with Private Bathroom

Non-refundable
Room Only
20% OFF$115.66

$92.53

Includes taxes & fees

Twin Room with Private Bathroom

Non-refundable
Breakfast Included
20% OFF$138.83

$111.06

Includes taxes & fees

Guest Reviews

9.1
Exceptional4788 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the helpful staff and frequently praise the great location.

Categories

Cleanliness9.2
Service9.7
Location9.2
Room Quality8.7
Amenities9.2
Value for Money9.2
Food and Beverage8.7
Overall Experience9.3

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OuadiefrFR
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 8, 2026

"J’aurais dû rester plus longtemps à Lisbonne au vu de ce super hôte"

9.0

Tout : propreté, sécurité, hospitalité et services

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ColleenusUS
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 8, 2026

"Exceptional"

9.0
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HelenaczCZ
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 8, 2026

"I was unlucky to have awfully noisy and disrespectful room mates, but that’s not in the hands of the hostel, of course."

8.0
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HantwTW
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 7, 2026

"Exceptional"

9.0

完美頂樓的風景可以放鬆

男浴室廁所有點小

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M
Michael StdeDE
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 7, 2026

"Very Good"

7.0
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L
LaurenusUS
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 7, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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R
RiccardoitIT
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 6, 2026

"Esperienza memorabile, da provare!"

10.0

Struttura molto accogliente, pulizia valida e letti comodi. Vista con balcone suggestiva e meritevole di essere provata. Accoglienza con caffè e dolcino :) Le serata organizzate dai ragazzi meritano di essere provate, soprattutto per i viaggiatori singoli che hanno un’opportunità incredibile creando un ambiente quasi famigliare e che ti farà emozionare! Approvato al 100 % Meraviglioso!!

Pecca negativa per i bagni che possono non essere allo stesso piano, ma non è una cosa drammatica anzi, ci si muove un po che male non fa.

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C
CharltongbGB
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 6, 2026

"Excellent"

8.0

Staff were very friendly and helpful. Shared spaces were regularly cleaned. Loved the outdoor spaces and the tapas evening was great.

Only downside was that the bed was quite uncomfortable sadly so didn’t get the best nights sleep.

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JanjeJE
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 6, 2026

"Highly recommended"

10.0

Clean, comfortable, friendly staff

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YuriiuaUA
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 6, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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