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9.1 / 10 Guest Rating

We Hate F Tourists

Rua Capitão Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, pt

We Hate F Tourists - main view

About the Property

Central Location in Lisbon

Located in the heart of Lisbon, We Hate F Tourists offers comfortable air-conditioned rooms, a charming garden, and free WiFi for guests to stay connected. The property also boasts a shared lounge, terrace, and a bar, providing the perfect setting for relaxation and socializing.

Diverse Amenities

With a nightclub and shared kitchen on-site, guests can enjoy a variety of entertainment options and culinary experiences during their stay. The accommodation ensures convenience by providing bed linen in all units and multilingual staff at the reception, fluent in English, Spanish, and Portuguese, ready to assist with any inquiries.

Nearby Attractions

Explore Lisbon's iconic landmarks such as Commerce Square, Miradouro da Senhora do Monte, and St. George's Castle, all within close proximity to the hostel. For seamless travel, take advantage of the paid airport shuttle service offered by the property for a stress-free journey.

Book your stay at We Hate F Tourists now to experience the best of Lisbon!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
24-hour front desk
Terrace
Garden
Lift / Elevator
Luggage storage

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out12:00 PM

Property Notes

When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

Available Rooms

Twin Room with Private Bathroom - Photo 1
Twin Room with Private Bathroom - Photo 2
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Twin Room with Private Bathroom

The twin room features a private bathroom equipped with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned twin room offers a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit offers 2 beds.

10 sqm
Sleeps 2
2 Twin bed (90-130 cm wide)
Amenities
ShowerTVAir conditioningHair dryerToiletPrivate bathroom

Twin Room with Private Bathroom

Non-refundable
Room Only
20% OFF$115.66

$92.53

Includes taxes & fees

Twin Room with Private Bathroom

Non-refundable
Breakfast Included
20% OFF$138.83

$111.06

Includes taxes & fees

Guest Reviews

9.1
Exceptional4788 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the helpful staff and frequently praise the great location.

Categories

Cleanliness9.2
Service9.7
Location9.2
Room Quality8.7
Amenities9.2
Value for Money9.2
Food and Beverage8.7
Overall Experience9.3

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RaushankzKZ
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 10, 2026

"Safe, helpful staff, clean, quiet."

10.0

Süper friendly staff.

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StefaniaitIT
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 10, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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MandiaarAR
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 10, 2026

"Decepcionante pero aceptable"

5.0

Lo único que me gustó fue la terraza.

No disfruté mi estadía en este hostel. Los baños son muy pequeños, están mal distribuidos y, en mi opinión, el lugar no está realmente preparado para funcionar como hostel. Las habitaciones también son reducidas e incómodas. Elegí hospedarme aquí por las fotos y los buenos comentarios, pero la experiencia no cumplió con mis expectativas. Uno de los principales problemas fue la falta de privacidad. Los baños son compartidos y están fuera de las habitaciones, por lo que resultaba difícil encontrar un momento tranquilo para bañarse o cambiarse. Además, al compartir la habitación con otras personas, tampoco había un espacio cómodo para cambiarse con privacidad. La ubicación puede ser conveniente para algunos viajeros, pero la distribución de los espacios y la falta de comodidad hicieron que mi experiencia no fuera satisfactoria.

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J
JosiasbrBR
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 10, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0

Ótimos funcionários, fui super bem atendido, tem um bar com uma vista muito boa, excelente localização, todos os funcionários muito queridos, toda vez em lisboa vou para lá

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Ayse RabiagbGB
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solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 10, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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JespernlNL
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 10, 2026

"Excellent"

8.0
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RafaelieIE
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 9, 2026

"Excelente ."

10.0

Gostaria de expressar minha gratidão a toda a equipe do hostel pela hospitalidade e pelo profissionalismo. Destaco e agradeço especialmente o atendimento do Português de bigodinho da recepção , que se mostrou extremamente solícito e gentil em todos os momentos. Parabéns pelo excelente trabalho!"

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BodzahuHU
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solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 9, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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LoufrFR
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 9, 2026

"Agrégale, propre et de très bonnes rencontres faites!"

9.0

Accueil top, personnel de très bon conseil et convivial! Les chambres sont très confortables et propres et les espaces communs sont très accueillants et propices aux rencontres :)

Douches pas pratiques: pas d’eau chaude pour moi et minuteur compliqué pour se laver les cheveux

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carlosarAR
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 9, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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