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9.1 / 10 Guest Rating

We Hate F Tourists

Rua Capitão Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, pt

We Hate F Tourists - main view

About the Property

Central Location in Lisbon

Located in the heart of Lisbon, We Hate F Tourists offers comfortable air-conditioned rooms, a charming garden, and free WiFi for guests to stay connected. The property also boasts a shared lounge, terrace, and a bar, providing the perfect setting for relaxation and socializing.

Diverse Amenities

With a nightclub and shared kitchen on-site, guests can enjoy a variety of entertainment options and culinary experiences during their stay. The accommodation ensures convenience by providing bed linen in all units and multilingual staff at the reception, fluent in English, Spanish, and Portuguese, ready to assist with any inquiries.

Nearby Attractions

Explore Lisbon's iconic landmarks such as Commerce Square, Miradouro da Senhora do Monte, and St. George's Castle, all within close proximity to the hostel. For seamless travel, take advantage of the paid airport shuttle service offered by the property for a stress-free journey.

Book your stay at We Hate F Tourists now to experience the best of Lisbon!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
24-hour front desk
Terrace
Garden
Lift / Elevator
Luggage storage

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out12:00 PM

Property Notes

When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

Available Rooms

Twin Room with Private Bathroom - Photo 1
Twin Room with Private Bathroom - Photo 2
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Twin Room with Private Bathroom

The twin room features a private bathroom equipped with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned twin room offers a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit offers 2 beds.

10 sqm
Sleeps 2
2 Twin bed (90-130 cm wide)
Amenities
ShowerTVAir conditioningHair dryerToiletPrivate bathroom

Twin Room with Private Bathroom

Non-refundable
Room Only
20% OFF$115.66

$92.53

Includes taxes & fees

Twin Room with Private Bathroom

Non-refundable
Breakfast Included
20% OFF$138.83

$111.06

Includes taxes & fees

Guest Reviews

9.1
Exceptional4788 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the helpful staff and frequently praise the great location.

Categories

Cleanliness9.2
Service9.7
Location9.2
Room Quality8.7
Amenities9.2
Value for Money9.2
Food and Beverage8.7
Overall Experience9.3

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AltugptPT
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 13, 2026

"Pillows need to be replaced, not comfortable at all. Staff are friendly."

4.0

Staff was friendly and most of the areas were clean

The bathroom sink on Floor 0 was very cramped and inconvenient to use. The pillow provided was uncomfortable, not supporting your neck at all, which caused neck pain the following day. Additionally, the room was too small to comfortably accommodate four people. A small night light would be useful for guests who need to settle into the room while others are sleeping, as the main room light is excessively bright.

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ZhongdeDE
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 13, 2026

"Very Good"

7.0

The front desk offers water and drinks at affordable prices, including free coffee and tea. The staff are friendly and professional. There's a bar on the top floor, and the apartment organizes regular events. Luggage storage is available. Additionally, the view outside the window is excellent.

The bathroom is a bit small, with only three male shower rooms in total, one of which is out of order. The bathroom and toilet are located together in a compact space, making it somewhat uncomfortable. The location is average, about a 10-minute walk from the city center. The area is quite elevated, so walking there might be tiring, although the apartment has an elevator.

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CantrTR
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 12, 2026

"Excellent"

8.0
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PruzzoclCL
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 12, 2026

"Me cobraron la reservación dos veces, por más que les escribo para tratar de solucionar no me responden. Fui de forma pr"

1.0
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AnaptPT
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 12, 2026

"Impecável"

10.0

A área do bar, no último andar e com vista para a cidade, é um ótimo espaço para relaxar. Todas as áreas estavam limpas e bem cuidadas. De realçar também, a simpatia da equipa de housekeeping.

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婷婷twTW
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 11, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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PriscilabrBR
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 11, 2026

"Super recomendo! Voltaria com certeza!"

10.0

Limpeza, recepção , cordialidade, tudo.

Para chegar à praça do comércio tem que caminhar um pouco, mas nada que atrapalhou nossa viagem.

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PipstaauAU
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 11, 2026

"Comfortable space"

9.0

Friendly and helpful staff - they provideda map and lots of hostel-run tour options. Rooms are well laid out with large cupboards for storage in small spaces. Curtains on the beds and real bedding that is very comfortable. Reasonably soundproof rooms. Gorgeous views from the rooftop. Good usable kitchen and well organised communal space.

It was a little further out than I'd hoped- you had to walk a fair way to find a food place. Red sensor lighting on the stairs gave me a headache. Showers were tepid each time I showered. Bathrooms are very small with very limited space to put toiletries when cleaning teeth etc, and just one hook outside the shower cubicle for towels and clothes etc.

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BrídíngbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 11, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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AmeliaplPL
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 10, 2026

"Exceptional"

9.0

Widok z pokoju, balkon

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