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9.1 / 10 Guest Rating

We Hate F Tourists

Rua Capitão Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, pt

We Hate F Tourists - main view

About the Property

Central Location in Lisbon

Located in the heart of Lisbon, We Hate F Tourists offers comfortable air-conditioned rooms, a charming garden, and free WiFi for guests to stay connected. The property also boasts a shared lounge, terrace, and a bar, providing the perfect setting for relaxation and socializing.

Diverse Amenities

With a nightclub and shared kitchen on-site, guests can enjoy a variety of entertainment options and culinary experiences during their stay. The accommodation ensures convenience by providing bed linen in all units and multilingual staff at the reception, fluent in English, Spanish, and Portuguese, ready to assist with any inquiries.

Nearby Attractions

Explore Lisbon's iconic landmarks such as Commerce Square, Miradouro da Senhora do Monte, and St. George's Castle, all within close proximity to the hostel. For seamless travel, take advantage of the paid airport shuttle service offered by the property for a stress-free journey.

Book your stay at We Hate F Tourists now to experience the best of Lisbon!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
24-hour front desk
Terrace
Garden
Lift / Elevator
Luggage storage

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out12:00 PM

Property Notes

When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

Available Rooms

Twin Room with Private Bathroom - Photo 1
Twin Room with Private Bathroom - Photo 2
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Twin Room with Private Bathroom

The twin room features a private bathroom equipped with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned twin room offers a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit offers 2 beds.

10 sqm
Sleeps 2
2 Twin bed (90-130 cm wide)
Amenities
ShowerTVAir conditioningHair dryerToiletPrivate bathroom

Twin Room with Private Bathroom

Non-refundable
Room Only
20% OFF$127.55

$102.04

Includes taxes & fees

Twin Room with Private Bathroom

Non-refundable
Breakfast Included
20% OFF$150.68

$120.54

Includes taxes & fees

Guest Reviews

9.1
Exceptional4788 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the helpful staff and frequently praise the great location.

Categories

Cleanliness9.2
Service9.7
Location9.2
Room Quality8.7
Amenities9.2
Value for Money9.2
Food and Beverage8.7
Overall Experience9.3

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AbeeregEG
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 17, 2026

"I enjoyed my stay. The overall experience is good. It would be great if the hostel could add more hangers in the room an"

7.0

Welcoming staff. Clean and comfortable bed. Having a classic bidet in the private room bathroom. Free good coffee. (My reservation included breakfast were coffee included but I like the gesture).

The hostel door shuts very loudly that if you try to sleep during the day for a nap it is totally impossible. Earplugs weren’t too good. Maybe if you got a good earplugs it will works better.

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NassimcaCA
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 17, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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Bea_SimsondeDE
Verified booking
family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 17, 2026

"Wir würden sofort wieder kommen"

10.0

Kaffee stand bereits am frühesten Morgen, vor 6 Uhr kostenlos zur Verfügung !!!

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HaralddeDE
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 17, 2026

"Excellent"

8.0
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NassimcaCA
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 17, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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NassimcaCA
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 17, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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LeonardoptPT
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 17, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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Jorge VictoritIT
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 16, 2026

"Excellent"

8.0
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BarbaraskSK
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 16, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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Anibal GabrielptPT
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 16, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0

Everything clean, staff very friendly and colaborative. The rooms have AC as soon as you arrive and is very quiet while sleeping. The building is modern and cozy, the bathrooms were very clean and put together as well.

If you "rent" a towel from the hostel, know that they are very small, so i guess if you are staying for couple nights and dont have a way to dry them, better bring yours .

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