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8.4 / 10 Guest Rating

Malta's Naughtiest Cabaret

Triq il-Konservatorju 8, Il-Furjana, mt

Malta's Naughtiest Cabaret - main view

About the Property

Luxurious Accommodation with Unique Amenities

Unbeatable Location: Situated in Il-Furjana, just a short distance from major attractions like Upper Barrakka Gardens and Manoel Theatre.

Modern Comforts: Enjoy the convenience of air conditioning, free WiFi, parking, airport transfers, and a car rental service.

Charming Features: Indulge in a cozy stay with a flat-screen TV, fully equipped kitchen, washing machine, and a selection of complimentary chocolates and cookies.

Experience the perfect blend of luxury and convenience at Malta's Naughtiest Cabaret. Book now for an unforgettable stay!

Facilities & Amenities

Offsite parking discounted rates available
Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Luggage storage
Express check-in/check-out
Car hire
Non-smoking throughout
Shuttle service (additional charge)
Public transport tickets

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out10:00 AM

Property Notes

This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties. Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

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1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

8.4
Excellent36 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the helpful host and frequently praise the great location.

Categories

Cleanliness5.8
Service9.8
Location9.8
Room Quality6.8
Amenities8.8
Value for Money7.7
Food and Beverage9.3
Overall Experience9.3

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silviaitIT
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 16, 2025

"Exceptional"

9.0

Molto particolare

Il bagno al di sopra della camera da letto

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MargalidaesES
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 7, 2025

"Bona ubicació però millorable en molts de detalls"

5.0

La situació a prop de la Valetta, fàcil aparcament i amfitrió proper a l'hora de informar i arreglar problemes

Comoditat de llit i coixins, netetja del matalàs, molt de renou a través dels extractors que van directa al carrer al estar l'habitació a un sobterrani, bany amb poc espai

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ChiaraitIT
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 24, 2025

"Good"

1.0

I’m disappointed because I had very high expectations. I had also specifically requested in the client notes that the room be clean, but instead it was dirty and very poorly maintained. The air vents were dirty, the bed sheets were not ironed, there was dust on the bedside tables and lamps, the bathroom was very small and the towels were still drying because there hadn’t been enough time to replace them. The shower did not work properly (a bit of a DIY setup, damaged, with a weak water flow). The air conditioning filters were dirty. Would I recommend it? No. Noisy? Yes (please don’t respond by saying it’s normal because it’s in the city centre – the problem is the complete lack of sound insulation). The host was very helpful but the place itself is not suitable

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AndrewgbGB
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 16, 2025

"Recommended"

9.0

Quirkiness and character, facilities and location. Good communication from host, all very easy!

Noise from the bar opposite in early evening (not the host’s fault!), couldn’t get the tv to work (but I wasn’t in Malta to watch tv!).

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AhmaddeDE
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 6, 2025

"Excellent"

8.0
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TommasoitIT
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 22, 2025

"Malta molto sporca, la valletta è carina"

7.0

Molto bella tipica

Il letto, e poi la troppa umidità.

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RomeoesES
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 21, 2025

"Good"

5.0
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MIHAILroRO
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 15, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0
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JanitIT
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 1, 2025

"Excellent"

8.0
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MargheritaitIT
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 28, 2025

"Good"

5.0

La posizione e come si presentava l'appartamento

La pulizia, l'umidità e presenza di scorpioni e scarafaggi, il poggiolo della stanza da letto sulla strada, la confusione di mattina presto

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