Malta's Naughtiest Cabaret

Uncomplicated check-in and check-out, really nice apartment for couples, lovely and colorful. Nice kitchen and bathroom. The location is perfect, in only a few minutes you are in the wonderful and beautiful city core of Valletta. Free parking slots around the apartment were easy to find everytime. The host Nicholas is very kind and helpful, thank you - we would like to come back.

The air conditioners were a little too noisy too sleep when they were on. Luckily it wasn´t too hot on the time we were there, so that wasn´t a big thing.

No breakfast. short distance to the bus station and the ship

The ventilation did not work properly. An earthy smell

The place is super nice and also very well equipped.

But it is impossible to sleep in a rock cave full of humidity. Even though they put air extractors to ventilate, it is impossible to BREATHE. Personally, as someone with asthma, my lungs started to close just standing in the living room, and when I went down to the bedroom, it was simply impossible to breathe. I believe they should inform people that the walls are full of humidity and that people with respiratory problems should not stay here because, no matter how many air fresheners are used, the smell of humidity is overwhelming. I say this from my experience traveling to more than 72 countries—I dedicate myself to this, traveling and advising the people who follow us. I had to sleep in the car. Obviously, it's not possible to claim a refund since someone who rents out a property in these conditions is fully aware of what they are doing. Thank goodness I only rented for one night; otherwise, I would have lost much more money on my visit to Malta. "And lastly, please wash the sheets because they stink; it's disgusting. The smell of dirt is terrible; the stench of stuffiness and humidity is ingrained in everything."