Coynant Farm Guesthouse - Farm Park Stay

What did I like...... the journey home..... and the journey getting there

Donkey or 4x4 needed to navigate the road to the cottage,as it's very dangerous with only two strips of concrete to get to the cottage, the pictures on the website are nothing like what it's like,(it's worse). I was welcome by a dirty guy who looked like Compo, the entrance hall was dingy and dirty, Frank the owner told me where my room was,it was rank, nothing like the pictures, could have done with the window open for the day,it was grim, could have done with a DEEP clean, but there was a young girl doing her best to tidy the " hovel ". I didn't even take my luggage up the very steep stairs, I wouldn't like to go up them in the dark. I told the girl that I'm leaving, so she got in touch with Frank and I said that I'm leaving and won't be coming back,he said is it because of the concrete, I said that's one of your problems, I rode 150 miles on my motorbike to get there, so and another 150 return home, and a wasted £240 lost,

Loved the Static caravan, The shire horse has a Neibour, and there was a real Emu too. The long drive probably the best farm drive I have driven on. It's a shame some people criticise the drive, perhaps if they could drive to the standard they were taught they would be fine, plenty of passing places ect

Welcome tea, coffee, orange juice. Selection of cereal for breakfast, and bread to toast.

Bed a bit too soft

The location is way out in the country and wild and wonderful Make your own breakfast good facilities and equipment and provision of fresh eggs and Bread milk and orange juice The room was good but small and comfortable but all equipment worked well WiFi was good and strong and worked well

The reception meet and greet was strange and the decoration and cleanliness was poor so my first impression was very poor and off putting after such a good advertising, The gentleman who greeted me was cold and dour - a smile can help I felt the pictures and advertising information is misleading and suggests a wide open accommodation but realistically the space is vey restricted with very steep entrance steps to reception which is cramped and oppressive The stairway to the rooms is very steep and dangerous for slightly disabled people like me and its very difficult to get your luggage up and down to the rooms Parking was very poor and a mess with inadequate space for SUV type vehicles although you need one to get over the mountain track

Location in the hills Characterful

Decor a little old, but it is a farm, and that’s part of its charm

Location, house, quiet. WiFi and TV working very well, everything into the room is enough for me. Thanks Tony

Nothing, i love staying on farm house, exactly like where i live. Thanks Tony

It was in the middle of nowhere

Noisy neighbours!!

It was nicely tucked away and the animals there were a lovely surprise.

It was comfortable and tidy