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9.3 / 10 Guest Rating

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure

23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, gb

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure - main view

About the Property

Prime Location near Beaches
Modern Amenities
Relaxing Sauna Experience

Experience seaside luxury at Deus Ex Machina Hotel in Bournemouth. Featuring modern amenities, a prime beachside location, and a relaxing sauna, this non-smoking property is the perfect choice for your coastal getaway. Book now for an unforgettable stay!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Heating
Family rooms
Pets allowed

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:00 AM

Property Notes

The restaurant will be closed at 3pm Monday-Wednesday.This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties. A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

9.3
Exceptional292 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the great staff and frequently praise the delicious breakfast.

Categories

Cleanliness9.4
Service9.8
Location9.4
Room Quality8.8
Amenities8.4
Value for Money9.3
Food and Beverage9.9
Overall Experience9.3

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GILLgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 19, 2025

"We were very happy with the whole experience."

8.0

We enjoyed the quirky business model. Staff were well trained and looked after us well. The bar/restaurant had lots of regular customers popping in for drinks and food, making a very friendly atmosphere. They were telling us Deus Ex has business in several countries and I can see why. On the last day the man who runs the British side was there and he's obviously keen to make it work and asked for our opinion of our stay.

We were on the 2nd floor and the tea/coffee station was on the 1st floor. Although the business has been there 2 years, the 2nd floor has only just been developed and we were the 1st people to stay in it. We spoke to the General Manager about it and feel sure that will be changed. Food was good and a bit different than the norm. Good value and lots of "special offer food nights"

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SamgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 17, 2025

"Exceptional"

9.0
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PetergbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 17, 2025

"Exceptional"

9.0

The staff were terrific, and the bed was very comfortable.

Not a massive negative, but it would have been nice to have had the tea and coffee making facilities in the room and not down the hall.

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JoannagbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 15, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0
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KymmegbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 14, 2025

"Very unusual place."

9.0

Great staff, very helpful and made us feel relaxed and welcomed. Food was good and vfm beyond. Fire pit nice touch for the evening dinner.

No Bourbon.

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JessgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 12, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0
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lukegbGB
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solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 11, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0
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TomgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 10, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0
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MartagbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 9, 2025

"Exceptional"

9.0

Lovely decoration, really nice staff and very accommodating! Great breakfast. Would come back again!

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CarlygbGB
Verified booking
family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 7, 2025

"A great hotel. Would stay again"

9.0

Good location. It was really nicely decorated and very clean and comfortable.

All was good

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