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9.3 / 10 Guest Rating

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure

23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, gb

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure - main view

About the Property

Prime Location near Beaches
Modern Amenities
Relaxing Sauna Experience

Experience seaside luxury at Deus Ex Machina Hotel in Bournemouth. Featuring modern amenities, a prime beachside location, and a relaxing sauna, this non-smoking property is the perfect choice for your coastal getaway. Book now for an unforgettable stay!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Heating
Family rooms
Pets allowed

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:00 AM

Property Notes

The restaurant will be closed at 3pm Monday-Wednesday.This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties. A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

No rooms available

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Guest Reviews

9.3
Exceptional292 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the great staff and frequently praise the delicious breakfast.

Categories

Cleanliness9.4
Service9.8
Location9.4
Room Quality8.8
Amenities8.4
Value for Money9.3
Food and Beverage9.9
Overall Experience9.3

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JosegbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 3, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0

Amazing decor

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AlisongbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 27, 2025

"Fantastic place to stay and eat and drink"

9.0

Love the individuallity of the hotel, each room is decorated differently. The beds are super comfy and have quality bedding. I’ve visited four or five times now and stayed twice, each time I’ve eaten and never been disappointed as the food is perfectly cooked with consideration to everything on your plate. The coffee is fantastic too!

I’d recommend a few layers for downstairs, or maybe blankets to hand would be good, as in the cooler months it is a little chilly despite the fires and heaters, it’s just the quaint character of the building and people coming and going I guess. Doesn’t stop me from wanting to visit again in the winter there though!

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FaygbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 27, 2025

"Great experience"

10.0

Quirky, good location & very friendly staff

Limited on site parking

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SimongbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 26, 2025

"A great venue, superb location"

10.0

Loved the whole property - beautifully designed, great staff, lovely food and drink

I didn't enjoy the generator coming on outside our window at 730am 😂😂

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LoisgbGB
Verified booking
extended_group
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 22, 2025

"Best hotel I've stayed in."

10.0

Absolutely everything about the place was fantastic. The beautiful staff were extremely welcoming and helpful. The bedrooms were exceptional. So clean and fresh. Comfiest bed I've personally ever slept on. Less than a 5 minute walk from the town centre which was perfect for us. Breakfast was amazing too. Unfortunately I suffer with a disability where i can't eat certain foods and they accommodated to that with no questions asked! I cannot express how great this place is.

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karinbahmanndeDE
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 16, 2025

"Excellent"

8.0
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MarcodeDE
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 11, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0

Super tolles Hotel mit leckeren Essen, Gerne wieder 😎

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williamsgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 10, 2025

"Nice break in a relaxing atmosphere but nearby to town"

9.0

Different quirky fashion style,friendly staff and good vibe in bar/restaurant

Nothing

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LynseygbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 5, 2025

"Excellent"

8.0

Quirky, friendly staff, great breakfast.

No coffee/tea facilities in room, shared coffee/tea facilities down hallway.

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ChristianchCH
Verified booking
family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 4, 2025

"Exceptional"

9.0
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