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9.3 / 10 Guest Rating

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure

23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, gb

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure - main view

About the Property

Prime Location near Beaches
Modern Amenities
Relaxing Sauna Experience

Experience seaside luxury at Deus Ex Machina Hotel in Bournemouth. Featuring modern amenities, a prime beachside location, and a relaxing sauna, this non-smoking property is the perfect choice for your coastal getaway. Book now for an unforgettable stay!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Heating
Family rooms
Pets allowed

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:00 AM

Property Notes

The restaurant will be closed at 3pm Monday-Wednesday.This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties. A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

No rooms available

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Guest Reviews

9.3
Exceptional292 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the great staff and frequently praise the delicious breakfast.

Categories

Cleanliness9.4
Service9.8
Location9.4
Room Quality8.8
Amenities8.4
Value for Money9.3
Food and Beverage9.9
Overall Experience9.3

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LindagbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 2, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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SheilagbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 30, 2025

"Lovely place to stay"

8.0

Lovely staff Comfy bed

Rather chilly in the room when we arrived , soon warmed up once we found the heating controller

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SherifgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 28, 2025

"Exceptional"

9.0
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andrewgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 17, 2025

"Great location for o2 , bohemian feel great staff and food"

9.0

Location great for o2 academy, breakfast fantastic quality

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PhilgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 15, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0

Excellent hotel, really helpful and polite staff, who couldnt do enough. Great food really fresh and most importantly hot. Absolutly spotless, far cleaner than hotels at 2 or 3 times the price. I cant praise them enough.

Nothing not to like

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DavidgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 7, 2025

"Exceptional"

9.0

Warm, clean, convenient

Nothing

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LorrainegbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 7, 2025

"Perfect!"

10.0

Everything! Room, staff, breakfast, toiletries........

That I couldn't stay longer...

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sarahgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 7, 2025

"Excellent"

8.0

Room was big and very comfy. And location was great. Breakfast was good

Tea and coffee were down the hall and not in room Room was very hot snd stuffy. Not sure why Not a lot of parking.

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StaciegbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 2, 2025

"Great decor and comfy bed"

9.0

I liked the decor and had a comfy bed. The staff were very friendly. Also enjoyed the breakfast. Would stay again.

Would of been nice to have a kettle in the room as was hard to carry 2 teas through the doors and up the stairs to top floor. Not the end of the world though.

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SmithgbGB
Verified booking
family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 19, 2025

"Good stay, comfy bed, great shower! Brekkie was good as well"

9.0

The decor was great. Different to the usual hotel I’ve stayed at. Very hip!

No hot drink facilities in rooms.

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