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9.3 / 10 Guest Rating

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure

23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, gb

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure - main view

About the Property

Prime Location near Beaches
Modern Amenities
Relaxing Sauna Experience

Experience seaside luxury at Deus Ex Machina Hotel in Bournemouth. Featuring modern amenities, a prime beachside location, and a relaxing sauna, this non-smoking property is the perfect choice for your coastal getaway. Book now for an unforgettable stay!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Heating
Family rooms
Pets allowed

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:00 AM

Property Notes

The restaurant will be closed at 3pm Monday-Wednesday.This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties. A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

No rooms available

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Guest Reviews

9.3
Exceptional292 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the great staff and frequently praise the delicious breakfast.

Categories

Cleanliness9.4
Service9.8
Location9.4
Room Quality8.8
Amenities8.4
Value for Money9.3
Food and Beverage9.9
Overall Experience9.3

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ClairegbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 23, 2026

"Nice vibe in a great location for Boscombe beach and shops ."

10.0

Nicely decorated , lovely soft towels and bedding . Staff were very helpful and the breakfast nicely prepared . Would go back

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JohngbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 22, 2026

"Relaxed atmosphere, with friendly staff and a great breakfast!"

8.0
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NigelgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 22, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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EllygbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 22, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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GarygbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 21, 2026

"Perfect"

10.0

Breakfast was spot-on. Evening meal was amazing. Staff were superb

Quieter air con unit outside room 4 window!

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TomgbGB
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 14, 2026

"Good"

6.0
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SachagbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 8, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0

Very cool decor, bar and restaurant.

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KirstygbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 7, 2026

"Exceptional"

9.0

Very cool hotel, nice, big spacious room, great brekkie

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KyegbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 5, 2026

"Lovely place and staff. Would love to revisit"

10.0

The venue and locations were great and very inviting. The rooms were also really clean and comfortable. The staff were absolutely great and made the whole trip special and really felt like a place we wanted to spend more time at, even though they were also really helpful in suggesting places to go and things to see and do around the area. The food and drink offerings were also fantastic with lots of options to try and options to suit all tastes.

Nothing, would love to go back.

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StuartgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 27, 2026

"A cool, friendly and very comfortable hotel"

10.0

A really spacious, comfortable bedroom with a boiling water tap in the corridor and all you need for tea, coffee etc. The breakfasts are amazing and the coffee at the bar is delicious. So close to the beach and the O2

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