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9.3 / 10 Guest Rating

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure

23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, gb

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure - main view

About the Property

Prime Location near Beaches
Modern Amenities
Relaxing Sauna Experience

Experience seaside luxury at Deus Ex Machina Hotel in Bournemouth. Featuring modern amenities, a prime beachside location, and a relaxing sauna, this non-smoking property is the perfect choice for your coastal getaway. Book now for an unforgettable stay!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Heating
Family rooms
Pets allowed

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:00 AM

Property Notes

The restaurant will be closed at 3pm Monday-Wednesday.This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties. A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

9.3
Exceptional292 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the great staff and frequently praise the delicious breakfast.

Categories

Cleanliness9.4
Service9.8
Location9.4
Room Quality8.8
Amenities8.4
Value for Money9.3
Food and Beverage9.9
Overall Experience9.3

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RosegbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 8, 2026

"Brilliant nights sleep and extremely enjoyable experience."

9.0

It exceeded our expectations. Extremely comfortable and everything very good quality. Lovely relaxed atmosphere and helpful staff.

Nothing

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Van der MitchellgbGB
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 24, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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JuliegbGB
Verified booking
family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 19, 2026

"Good stay"

8.0

The hotel is great , the girl in the shop had no conversation when buying a few items and we tried to talk about the brand but nothing . Maybe a more chatty friendly person may help .

The room when you walked in smelt of drains which is off putting .

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ElizabethgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 19, 2026

"Amazing hotel! I would 100% stay again"

10.0

The room was very clean with cool decor (Additionally with a speaker) much nicer than a standard hotel room. The air con was perfect during the hot weather and it’s just a short walk to the beach. Loved the drink area in the hallway such a nice touch! Easy access throughout the day and night to the room.

Breakfast had limited options with some items costing extra. Parking wasn’t guaranteed but never had an issue as we were out for the whole day and there would always be parking at night.

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EdwardgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 19, 2026

"Fun place to stay but I wouldn’t make a special trip"

5.0

The deus lodge is quirky and a fun place to stay, it just feels like it could all be finished off a little better

Advertised events (music) didn’t happen, there was little communication We were not told you get a discount in the shop if you stay and we were unaware breakfast was included until it was too late

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DianegbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 15, 2026

"Excellent stay, would definitely book again."

10.0

Staff friendly, polite, helpful. Room funky, spotless, comfortable, nice products, attention to detail good. Coffee and tea facilities good. Loved Saturday Soul Session. Breakfast lovely.

Vanity mirror for makeup.

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AllangbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 15, 2026

"Deus in minutia est"

10.0

The room was extremely well presented, decorated and furnished to a high standard. The whole place is very obviously looked after and maintained without compromise. The meal we had was without doubt 5 stars. The steaks were cooked exactly to our liking, the sauce was delicious and the waitress service was absolutely first class. There's evidence here that all the staff deeply enjoy their work and their combined commitment makes for a fantastic stay. If you're into the brand and get their style, I honestly don't think you'll be disappointed. My advice,.if you're going this way stay there, we'll be looking for another excuse to go without doubt. Thanks to all the staff at the Lodge, you made it a great stay.

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AlanagbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 15, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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IangbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 13, 2026

"Slightly quirky great boutique hotel"

10.0

Boutique hotel. Excellent breakfast

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LisagbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 11, 2026

"Excellent"

8.0

Great location great staff

Parking difficult

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