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9.3 / 10 Guest Rating

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure

23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, gb

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure - main view

About the Property

Prime Location near Beaches
Modern Amenities
Relaxing Sauna Experience

Experience seaside luxury at Deus Ex Machina Hotel in Bournemouth. Featuring modern amenities, a prime beachside location, and a relaxing sauna, this non-smoking property is the perfect choice for your coastal getaway. Book now for an unforgettable stay!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Heating
Family rooms
Pets allowed

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:00 AM

Property Notes

The restaurant will be closed at 3pm Monday-Wednesday.This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties. A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

9.3
Exceptional292 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the great staff and frequently praise the delicious breakfast.

Categories

Cleanliness9.4
Service9.8
Location9.4
Room Quality8.8
Amenities8.4
Value for Money9.3
Food and Beverage9.9
Overall Experience9.3

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JohngbGB
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 26, 2026

"I would stay again if i was working in the area."

7.0

Staff were lovely and helpful. Room was very comfortable but the batroom was a little small and wash hand basin not easy to use. Food in the evening was wonderful and breakfast was great too.

I had issues with the T.V. It was a smart TV and when you clicked on an app it would not connect including BBC I player and ITV X. Maybe a WiFI problem at the time.

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MarkgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 24, 2026

"Great stay for a great price"

10.0

Great design nice to stay somewhere different rather than usual hotel decor

Nothing to dislike

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RodneygbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 24, 2026

"Nice weather,convenient for what we wanted to do"

7.0

Friendly staff

Nothing

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GemmagbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 23, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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Katerina JaklgbGB
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 23, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0

Great location, excellent food & very comfy bed.

Couldn't stay longer...

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LindagbGB
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 22, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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STEPHENgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 14, 2026

"Excellent"

10.0

Location was fine. Breakfast was excellent.

There wasn't anything I didn't like.

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LouisgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 13, 2026

"Favourite place in Boscombe"

10.0

Great food, friendly/helpful staff, clean, dog & child friendly. Our second time staying and will be back again.

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Katerina JaklgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 9, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0

Everything was excellent 👌

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AndrewgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Mar 29, 2026

"Great little hotel."

9.0

Good facilities, coffee station, excellent breakfast. Comfy bed, nice toiletries. Easy access to beach or main street in Boscombe

Room was very warm, no obvious way to turn heating down.

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