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9.3 / 10 Guest Rating

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure

23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, gb

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure - main view

About the Property

Prime Location near Beaches
Modern Amenities
Relaxing Sauna Experience

Experience seaside luxury at Deus Ex Machina Hotel in Bournemouth. Featuring modern amenities, a prime beachside location, and a relaxing sauna, this non-smoking property is the perfect choice for your coastal getaway. Book now for an unforgettable stay!

Facilities & Amenities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Heating
Family rooms
Pets allowed

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:00 AM

Property Notes

The restaurant will be closed at 3pm Monday-Wednesday.This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties. A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

9.3
Exceptional292 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the great staff and frequently praise the delicious breakfast.

Categories

Cleanliness9.4
Service9.8
Location9.4
Room Quality8.8
Amenities8.4
Value for Money9.3
Food and Beverage9.9
Overall Experience9.3

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DARRENgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in May 20, 2026

"Our stay was exceptional, from the room to the breakfast everything was perfect."

9.0

Everything was exceptional.

Nothing.

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LindagbGB
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solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in May 19, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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SVKBgbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in May 18, 2026

"Wonderful stay at a wonderful place."

9.0

Second stay here, it's such a wonderful place! The staff are amazing and so willing and open to help and make sure everything is taken care of, it's more like going to a friends house than a hotel/B&B/Lodge. The food, coffee and overall vibe is perfect.

We were in a room that is right over the kitchen fan and it's SO loud, it does switch off around 9:30 but it's a presence and might not be suitable for anyone with sensitive ears. No other notes, all good.

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ClairegbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in May 14, 2026

"Convenient stay in a comfortable hotel"

9.0

Nice vibes and convenient location. Comfortable furnishings

A bit noisy until 10 pm but fine after that.

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HallgbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in May 11, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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karengbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in May 5, 2026

"Excellent"

8.0
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MikeWarrengbGB
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solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in May 3, 2026

"Spotlessly clean, comfortable and quiet."

10.0

The Deus Breakfast was delicious and great coffee, set me up for the day.

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LeegbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in May 1, 2026

"Enjoyed the stay."

10.0

Everything, location, room, staff and breakfast superb.

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ClairegbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 29, 2026

"Cool and convenient Boscombe mini break"

10.0

Nice lively atmosphere in the restaurant but the room was s quiet and comfortable . Staff were friendly and food was good .

Nothing really

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GgbGB
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solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 27, 2026

"Great Location & friendly staff"

9.0

Great location. Love the way the place has been set out.

The mattress. But could just have been me.

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