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8.3 / 10 Guest Rating

The Oyster Smack

The Oyster smack inn, Burnham on Crouch, gb

The Oyster Smack - main view

About the Property

Historic Property with Modern Amenities
The Oyster Smack Inn, dating back to the 1800s, offers a charming stay just steps from the river. Individually designed rooms with flat-screen TVs and en suite bathrooms provide a comfortable retreat.

Culinary Excellence
Savor exquisite dishes at the on-site restaurant, where the chef's experience at renowned establishments shines through in the diverse menu blending Asian influences with British classics.

Convenient Location
Explore nearby attractions such as the Southend coast and Chelmsford city center, both a short drive away. With free Wi-Fi, free parking, and easy access to historic sites, The Oyster Smack Inn is the perfect choice for your next getaway.

Ready to experience riverside charm and exceptional dining? Book your stay at The Oyster Smack Inn today.

Facilities & Amenities

Offsite parking discounted rates available
Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Restaurant
Family rooms
Pets allowed
Non-smoking throughout
Kid meals
Staff adhere to local safety protocols
Guest rooms disinfected between stays

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:00 AM

Property Notes

Please note, the Deluxe Double Room can accommodate pets, upon request.Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

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1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

8.3
Excellent252 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the comfortable room and frequently praise the helpful staff.

Categories

Cleanliness8.1
Service9.1
Location8.6
Room Quality7.6
Amenities8.1
Value for Money7.6
Food and Beverage8.6
Overall Experience8.6

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SteveesES
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 23, 2025

"Excellent"

8.0
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SarausUS
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 27, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0

comfortable well appointed room

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NigelgbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 27, 2025

"Very comfortable and convenient overnight stay"

8.0

Friendly, helpful staff. Comfortable room, quiet. Convenient on site parking though a little tight for space. Decent breakfast

Parking space quite tight

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AdamgbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 17, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0
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JamesgbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 6, 2025

"Exceptional"

9.0
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MartingbGB
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family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 5, 2025

"Very Good"

7.0

The chalet rooms out the back were nice. Although the bed was not the most comfortable. The food was excellent.

The price of a single small glass of orange juice at breakfast £4.50 and a single small glass of apple juice £4 was bizarrely extortionate.

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MilligbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 1, 2025

"Good"

6.0

Nice to have an onsite restaurant.

Parking was very difficult. There’s no soundproofing at all. Breakfast was meh. Should have just gone to the coffee shop.

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robingbGB
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extended_group
Standard Room
Stayed in Oct 1, 2025

"Very Good"

7.0
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LauragbGB
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family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 30, 2025

"Very Good"

7.0
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ChrisgbGB
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couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 8, 2025

"Exceptional"

9.0
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