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8.3 / 10 Guest Rating

The Oyster Smack

The Oyster smack inn, Burnham on Crouch, gb

The Oyster Smack - main view

About the Property

Historic Property with Modern Amenities
The Oyster Smack Inn, dating back to the 1800s, offers a charming stay just steps from the river. Individually designed rooms with flat-screen TVs and en suite bathrooms provide a comfortable retreat.

Culinary Excellence
Savor exquisite dishes at the on-site restaurant, where the chef's experience at renowned establishments shines through in the diverse menu blending Asian influences with British classics.

Convenient Location
Explore nearby attractions such as the Southend coast and Chelmsford city center, both a short drive away. With free Wi-Fi, free parking, and easy access to historic sites, The Oyster Smack Inn is the perfect choice for your next getaway.

Ready to experience riverside charm and exceptional dining? Book your stay at The Oyster Smack Inn today.

Facilities & Amenities

Offsite parking discounted rates available
Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Restaurant
Family rooms
Pets allowed
Non-smoking throughout
Kid meals
Staff adhere to local safety protocols
Guest rooms disinfected between stays

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:00 AM

Property Notes

Please note, the Deluxe Double Room can accommodate pets, upon request.Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

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1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

8.3
Excellent252 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the comfortable room and frequently praise the helpful staff.

Categories

Cleanliness8.1
Service9.1
Location8.6
Room Quality7.6
Amenities8.1
Value for Money7.6
Food and Beverage8.6
Overall Experience8.6

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KirstiegbGB
Verified booking
review category business travellers
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 10, 2025

"Great but improve the breakfast."

8.0

Bar was lovely, very welcoming. Room was great, a bit cool when I arrived but there was a portable heater in the room. Room was clean and comfortable, tea and coffee plus biscuits. Complimentary toiletries. Comfortable bed. Evening meal was fabulous.

Pillows lumpy. Continental breakfast was poor. Very little choice. Fresh fruit but not chopped up, no fat free yogurts, no pastries. Only full fat milk. No low sugar cereal such as weetabix. If staying again I would take my own breakfast as this was an extra cost £8.95 and not worth it.

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SarahgbGB
Verified booking
family with young children
Standard Room
Stayed in May 25, 2025

"Lovely stay"

10.0

Good location for Burnham and surrounds.Clean functional room and helpful friendly staff. Good restaurant.

Expensive overall.

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WilliamgbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in May 24, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0

Breakfast was lovely

Nothing

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NicholagbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in May 12, 2025

"Perfect as always ♥️"

10.0

Beautiful clean room and amazing staff ♥️

Everything, great location, great friendly staff.

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CarolgbGB
Verified booking
solo traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in May 5, 2025

"Superb"

9.0
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SusangbGB
Verified booking
group
Standard Room
Stayed in May 5, 2025

"Served us well whilst at a major event in Burnham"

9.0

Self service continental breakfast was good, room very adequate and the dinner excellent

parking very tight for our tow car

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MarkgbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in May 5, 2025

"Superb"

9.0

Very clean, great facilities and comfortable. Very close to town centre.

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GemmagbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 27, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0
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FionagbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 20, 2025

"Ok for one night but not good value"

6.0

Nice location, car park

Very cold not told staff controlled heating. Used product left in bathroom. Stairs very dusty.

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KellygbGB
Verified booking
solo traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 18, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0

Excellent accommodation really clean and excellent restaurant

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