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8.3 / 10 Guest Rating

The Oyster Smack

The Oyster smack inn, Burnham on Crouch, gb

The Oyster Smack - main view

About the Property

Historic Property with Modern Amenities
The Oyster Smack Inn, dating back to the 1800s, offers a charming stay just steps from the river. Individually designed rooms with flat-screen TVs and en suite bathrooms provide a comfortable retreat.

Culinary Excellence
Savor exquisite dishes at the on-site restaurant, where the chef's experience at renowned establishments shines through in the diverse menu blending Asian influences with British classics.

Convenient Location
Explore nearby attractions such as the Southend coast and Chelmsford city center, both a short drive away. With free Wi-Fi, free parking, and easy access to historic sites, The Oyster Smack Inn is the perfect choice for your next getaway.

Ready to experience riverside charm and exceptional dining? Book your stay at The Oyster Smack Inn today.

Facilities & Amenities

Offsite parking discounted rates available
Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Restaurant
Family rooms
Pets allowed
Non-smoking throughout
Kid meals
Staff adhere to local safety protocols
Guest rooms disinfected between stays

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:00 AM

Property Notes

Please note, the Deluxe Double Room can accommodate pets, upon request.Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

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1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

8.3
Excellent252 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the comfortable room and frequently praise the helpful staff.

Categories

Cleanliness8.1
Service9.1
Location8.6
Room Quality7.6
Amenities8.1
Value for Money7.6
Food and Beverage8.6
Overall Experience8.6

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J
JanegbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 18, 2025

"On the whole a lovely hotel to stay in."

8.0

Location was perfect, my family live in Burnham, so was a great location. The evening meal in the restaurant was good, lovely atmosphere.

We were disappointed with the breakfast. Only luke warm.

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LindsaygbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 31, 2024

"Excellent place to stay for a couple of nights"

10.0

Very comfortable bed, nice warm room. Excellent location, and the restaurant is superb.

Bathroom was very small, as were bedside tables. Not much room for clothes apart from wardrobe.

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J
JackiegbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 28, 2024

"Very good"

8.0
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SuzannegbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 26, 2024

"We were visiting my mother in law, the Oyster Smack is perfectly placed. The accomodation was very comfortable, the food"

9.0

Convenience

Nothing

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JoannagbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 23, 2024

"Very good"

8.0
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ClaregbGB
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young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 1, 2024

"Would stay again but not room 1!"

5.0

Spacious airy bedroom, good location. Didn’t eat in the pub but it looked cheery and lively.

Toilet bowl had someone else’s leavings in it. Room 1 is next door to the cellar so we had to put up with a barrel throwing contest until 10.30.

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MarkesES
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 19, 2024

"Amazing great place"

10.0

Clean excellent location great restaurant

Nothing

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MirabellegbGB
Verified booking
family with young children
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 17, 2024

"Great place, great food, great staff!"

9.0

It was lovely to celebrate Mum's birthday with a great meal and then for the whole family to stay over. Sixteen of us and two dogs! Staff and rooms were great. Lovely food too.

Wish we had more time to look around!

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AndrewgbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 17, 2024

"Friendly staff, all good"

10.0

Clean, Tidy

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KeithgbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Nov 7, 2024

"Very good"

8.0

good location easy parking

had a problem with the electrics tripping out ,as it was late at night staff had gone home no contact phone No in the room, we had to go without TV and tea making for the rest of the night, room for improvement.

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