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8.3 / 10 Guest Rating

The Oyster Smack

The Oyster smack inn, Burnham on Crouch, gb

The Oyster Smack - main view

About the Property

Historic Property with Modern Amenities
The Oyster Smack Inn, dating back to the 1800s, offers a charming stay just steps from the river. Individually designed rooms with flat-screen TVs and en suite bathrooms provide a comfortable retreat.

Culinary Excellence
Savor exquisite dishes at the on-site restaurant, where the chef's experience at renowned establishments shines through in the diverse menu blending Asian influences with British classics.

Convenient Location
Explore nearby attractions such as the Southend coast and Chelmsford city center, both a short drive away. With free Wi-Fi, free parking, and easy access to historic sites, The Oyster Smack Inn is the perfect choice for your next getaway.

Ready to experience riverside charm and exceptional dining? Book your stay at The Oyster Smack Inn today.

Facilities & Amenities

Offsite parking discounted rates available
Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Restaurant
Family rooms
Pets allowed
Non-smoking throughout
Kid meals
Staff adhere to local safety protocols
Guest rooms disinfected between stays

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:00 AM

Property Notes

Please note, the Deluxe Double Room can accommodate pets, upon request.Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

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1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

8.3
Excellent252 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the comfortable room and frequently praise the helpful staff.

Categories

Cleanliness8.1
Service9.1
Location8.6
Room Quality7.6
Amenities8.1
Value for Money7.6
Food and Beverage8.6
Overall Experience8.6

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ValeriegbGB
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young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 23, 2024

"Very good"

8.0
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JuliagbGB
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review category business travellers
Standard Room
Stayed in Sep 20, 2024

"Great location but poor room. I have stayed before but in a room outside, which was great."

6.0

Fab location. Room was really, very clean. Lovely fresh towels & bedding.

I couldn’t park in the car park. Room 10. The sink in the room isn’t fit for purpose! It is a small ‘cloakroom sink’ - not big enough to wash in! Poor show, for the price of the room. You can’t fit a kettle under the tap to fill! No bottled water available.

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ChrisgbGB
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young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 31, 2024

"Lovely place to visit, the Hotel is ideally placed for going out for day trips to different areas"

7.0

The staff were friendly and helpful, the room was large with a comfortable bed and was cleaned every day. There is a decent restaurant and bar on site. There are lovely river walks close by

The facilities for storing your clothes is limited, a few shelfs and a drawer unit would be helpful, we had to live out of our suitcases. We have mixed opinions on the restaurant, on the plus side we had a couple of good meals but when we plashed out £35 for the Beef Wellington we were disappointed, it arrived and it looked like a large pastry egg was placed in the center of the plate on a bed of mash with accompanying inedible carrots. The pastry was crisp on the outside and soggy on inside and the meat inside was tasteless and topped with a dark slime, nothing like a Beef Wellington that I have had in the past. I was surprised on the price we paid to stay that we were charged for the continental breakfast

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KarengbGB
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young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 29, 2024

"Very good"

8.0

Big rooms. Friendly staff

No cooked breakfast during the week. 1 shower gel on the towels had been used

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KesselgbGB
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young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 26, 2024

"Passable"

5.0
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JenniegbGB
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solo traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 19, 2024

"Room basic for price but comfortable and clean . Great staff and service , lovely food"

8.0

Clean , comfortable, good location

Expensive for 1 night stay

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KatiegbGB
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group
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 13, 2024

"Very good"

8.0
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MarkgbGB
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family with young children
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 8, 2024

"Good"

7.0
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KevinbeBE
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review category business travellers
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 7, 2024

"Good"

7.0
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YasmingbGB
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young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Aug 6, 2024

"Exceptional"

10.0
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