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8.3 / 10 Guest Rating

The Oyster Smack

The Oyster smack inn, Burnham on Crouch, gb

The Oyster Smack - main view

About the Property

Historic Property with Modern Amenities
The Oyster Smack Inn, dating back to the 1800s, offers a charming stay just steps from the river. Individually designed rooms with flat-screen TVs and en suite bathrooms provide a comfortable retreat.

Culinary Excellence
Savor exquisite dishes at the on-site restaurant, where the chef's experience at renowned establishments shines through in the diverse menu blending Asian influences with British classics.

Convenient Location
Explore nearby attractions such as the Southend coast and Chelmsford city center, both a short drive away. With free Wi-Fi, free parking, and easy access to historic sites, The Oyster Smack Inn is the perfect choice for your next getaway.

Ready to experience riverside charm and exceptional dining? Book your stay at The Oyster Smack Inn today.

Facilities & Amenities

Offsite parking discounted rates available
Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Restaurant
Family rooms
Pets allowed
Non-smoking throughout
Kid meals
Staff adhere to local safety protocols
Guest rooms disinfected between stays

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:00 AM

Property Notes

Please note, the Deluxe Double Room can accommodate pets, upon request.Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

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1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

8.3
Excellent252 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the comfortable room and frequently praise the helpful staff.

Categories

Cleanliness8.1
Service9.1
Location8.6
Room Quality7.6
Amenities8.1
Value for Money7.6
Food and Beverage8.6
Overall Experience8.6

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KimgbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jul 27, 2024

"Nice place"

9.0

It was very quaint, restaurant had a lot of choice. The room we had was lovely. Very clean and white bedding.

It was on a main road that was very busy. We were given a room at the front. It was unbelievably noisy There was also a bus stop just below our room. When people were saying their goodbyes we could hear every word. I would imagine it would have been much more peaceful at the back The stairwell was a bit dark and needed better lighting.

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SarahgbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jul 25, 2024

"Pleasant"

6.0

Having its own front door. Bathroom and shower was nice. Plenty of tea and coffee

Bed was like sleeping on a brick far to hard. Not enough mats to make hard floors a bit cosier. Not comfortable, apart from a very hard bed, not enough comfortable chairs, to sit in to watch television. Definitely not worth the money. Breakfast not included in price. Booked what we thought was a good price for two , then got told had to upgrade, because of dogs, which was fine, but it wasn't made clear on website or booking.com.

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AarongbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jul 20, 2024

"Good"

7.0
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ShirleygbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jul 18, 2024

"Very good"

8.0
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EvegbGB
Verified booking
review category business travellers
Standard Room
Stayed in Jul 9, 2024

"Exceptional"

10.0

Clean comfortable rooms with good space. Excellent food in the restaurant

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SuzannegbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jul 8, 2024

"Good location"

5.0

Good location and easy check in process. Rooms were clean.

We checked in really late after a wedding, to discover the heating had been on full blast in our room even though it was a really hot summery day outside (bright sun and 25 degrees all day). The room was unbearably hot. It was so late that all we wanted to do was sleep, but couldn’t due to the unbreathable stifling heat. There’s no aircon so we had to open all the windows and as it’s on a main road, this then became really noisy. Wouldn’t stay again.

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KarengbGB
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jul 4, 2024

"Great location, very clean and comfortable room."

10.0

The room was very clean.

It was all superb.

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TibblegbGB
Verified booking
review category business travellers
Standard Room
Stayed in Jul 1, 2024

"Pleasant"

5.0

Cleanliness .

The very high and lumpy pillows and extremely hard -as supposed to firm- mattress. And the breakfast. Didn’t have it. We were told when we arrived that we had to pay for it. £4.25? Didn’t fancy what was on offer. Later when my husband had it he was told it was included on the price. Tea/coffe, cereals , plastic bread, marmalade, jam

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ZoranausUS
Verified booking
young couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 30, 2024

"Excellent little spot, wonderful food, easy parking"

9.0

Convenient clean comfortable

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StevengbGB
Verified booking
solo traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 30, 2024

"Very good"

8.0
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