Clandestino Beach

This property was like paradise! The rooms were beautiful, pool was lovely and the beach was amazing. We had delicious breakfasts and a wonderful dinner one night. There was also a good deal of wildlife to be around too.

This place is Not a “Resort” 12 rooms, zero perks, so destitute you have zero options for food and excursions. Rent a car if you go because taxis are outrageously expensive. No surfing. All excursions are at Manual Antonio- 45 minutes away. Rip tides and no lifeguard

This place is way better than the listing and pictures seemed. According to hotels.com it is a 3.5 stars, in my opinion it is at least a 4.5 stars place. There are only 11 rooms there so it never felt like it was overcrowded and there was always room by the pool. Since the place is a bit secluded when you walk across the street to the beach there was never anyone there. My GF and I walked in the morning for 45 mins down the beach and saw no one the entire time. Overall experience was 10/10, only minor issue was food/drinks were a bit pricey but nothing too crazy.

Fue una experiencia increíble. El resort está en excelente condiciones.,Los empleados fueron siempre bien amables y atentos a todo lo que se necesitaba. La comida estaba bien deliciosa. La playa hermosa y limpia. Hay varias sillas y amapas en la playa para que puedas tomar el sol y relajarte.

The location is beautiful, secluded and safe. My issues were with the bathroom, the water pressure in the sink was lowered to a trickle, not even enough to brush your teeth. No hot water in shower, the shower floor is made of the same rocks as the walls, hurt feet to stand on and would be impossible to clean. The lightning in the bathroom was horrible, almost impossible for doing hair and makeup. The bed slept good but you had to climb over the bamboo frame every time you got in or out. Also room smells musty, bamboo absorbed moisture in the air.

We live in the US. My husband had to have emergency surgery before our stay there. I contacted the resort with plenty of time ahead to cancel the reservation and allow them to get it booked (as my husband was not allowed to fly). They were not helpful whatsoever! They were the only place in Costa Rica who did not understand or assist us with a reimbursement (this is with the documentation from the doctors stating his condition and that he could not travel). I was extremely disappointed with their response and lack of understanding and assistance! What a shame!

Gardens were beautiful and the little cabanas were very picturesque. The housekeeping was very poor. Our room was mopped but not swept, so if a piece of paper was on the floor, it would just be mopped around the room. There was not any music close to the pool and the restaurant needs new cushions. If you are dressed up for dinner make sure the cushions are dry before you seat. Our friend’s room had a nonworking tv that was attempted to be fixed a couple of times with no luck. It was also very unpleasant to find dog poop in the garden ( from the bunch of owner’s dogs that sometimes are left free to walk around the pool and even the restaurant and even in the rooms).

Pleasant hotel and not overcrowded. Staff very helpful. The rooms are in need of updating or refurbishing. The stone flooring in the showers may complement the rustic environment outside but is uncomfortable.

This is by far a unique experience, on a unique property managed by a gracious host, Diana. We know her name because she made sure she was visible to all her guests. She greeted us with warmth and genuineness. The staff was simply exquisite. You feel “at home” here, because Diana and her staff are attentive and caring, if you need something in your room, someone is addressing it immediately. The food is outstanding, the rooms (and beds) are incredibly comfortable. The grounds are always being looked after and views of the incredible private black sand beaches takes your breath away. I want to address some reviews I’ve seen concerning the roads that lead to the property, which must have been posted by a Hollywood diva unable to handle spilling her expensive champagne from her golden grail...the roads that lead to Clandestino DO NOT require a 4 wheel drive, in fact my grandmother could handle these roads with ease, which at best are described as crushed concrete powdered, the locals and small children ride their bikes on these roads. Don’t let that be a concern, we had a good laugh at that review. A highlight in addition to the staff, grounds and warmth we felt was seeing the native Iguanas, birds and the resident family of 3 sloths that live in the trees! Diana made the trip worth it, and gave us all a big hug prior to leaving. We will definitely be going back and I highly recommend you visit.

This is a jewel of a Hotel!Since our arrival everything was handled perfectly.Great comfortable room with excellent A/C. Diana the Owner and her staff take care of any and all requests! Would repeat !