Safe Move - 23 Lancaster House

Location for Victoria Park

If you like rust and dust, this place is a must!  For floor to floor heating conveniently placed face down on the floor, and a pick n mix style selection of rusty cutlery, look no further!  BYOTP, Bring your own toilet paper and never trust an off white towel!  Don't worry about no space, this place has no cleaning products to clog up the cupboards.  The hot water is only available in the kitchen, they had both temperatures, off and scolding.  Also, if you like your pillows paper thin, this is your palace!  However, if you get bored, you can use the  only chair to play “guess the stain”, just don't sit on it, as you will either get herpes or pregnant, I assume.  The apartment is Jungle view adjacent, and in front is a handy fire station at The entrance, handy as you will need hosed down on exit.  

Nothing

The property was very overpriced for what it was. Very basic & a little smelly. The bed was very small & it was very noisy throughout the night

Really comfortable bed

Smelt a little damp

I never got to stay at the apartment they stole my money and I'm furious

Thieves

location

the poorly maintained room with a broken door handle on the wall ,muito frio o quarto

Absolutely nothing

Dirty, damp, no heating in bathroom , shower unusable, cracked mirror in bathroom, 1/4 roll of toilet roll and no have soap, only 1 glass to drink from, rubbish left in bin smelling of Chinese food which stank the whole place out, no parking space as advertised when asked why not was told we should have said we were driving !! Had to drive round the streets until we found somewhere then pay over £10 extra to park just didn’t care as didn’t answer phone or reply , only 1 flat pillow to use each, dirty bed linen and lumpy mattress .. oh and an old mattress just thrown outside for the view