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9.3 / 10 Guest Rating

The Funny Lion - El Nido

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, ph

The Funny Lion - El Nido - main view

About the Property

Luxurious Accommodation

Located in picturesque El Nido, The Funny Lion offers a unique blend of comfort and style. Guests can enjoy the convenience of room service, a restaurant, and a refreshing outdoor pool. Each room features a private balcony, air conditioning, and modern amenities for a relaxing stay.

Beachfront Paradise

With a private beach area just steps away, guests can unwind on the sandy shores or take a dip in the crystal-clear waters. The resort's prime location near El Nido Beach and Caalan Beach ensures a perfect seaside getaway.

Exceptional Service

From providing local area information to offering a paid airport shuttle service, The Funny Lion's dedicated staff goes above and beyond to cater to guests' needs. Experience top-notch hospitality and make unforgettable memories during your stay.

Ready to experience luxury and relaxation at The Funny Lion - El Nido? Book your stay now for an unforgettable getaway!

Facilities & Amenities

Fitness facilities
WiFi available
Free WiFi
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Fitness center
Swimming pool
Restaurant
Room service
Laundry

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out12:00 PM

Property Notes

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. Guests under the age of 18 can only check in with a parent or official guardian. A deposit may be required at the property.

Check Room Availability

1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

9.3
Exceptional1101 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the friendly staff and frequently praise the great location.

Categories

Cleanliness8.4
Service10.0
Location9.9
Room Quality7.9
Amenities9.9
Value for Money8.9
Food and Beverage9.4
Overall Experience10.0

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InbalauAU
Verified booking
extended_group
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 28, 2025

"We loved the Funny Lion"

8.0

Great location, the service is outstanding , great pool bar and the pool is good and fun. Lots of restaurants and shops around. The private beach was excellent day out !

We had very limited toiletries and didn’t realise we needed shampoo and conditioner. After a day at the sea, you definitely need them. We only discovered this at night during our shower and now we’re on a mission to find a store. It’s not a big deal but knowing beforehand would have saved us time and hassle.

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MarkusUS
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 28, 2025

"Not as advertised."

4.0

The food and drinks were good. The pool was nice. The room was comfortable.

The picture of hotel in their ad makes it look like there are ocean view rooms. Apparently there are not. There are no elevators and I was on the 3rd floor. When I walked out of my room, the view was of an ugly scene of burning trash, roosters crowing, dogs barking and general filth and trash. It was depressing and was a terrible way to start and end day. When I went to check out, I wanted to pay my food bill in cash but they didn’t have the change to do, so they had to run across the street to break my 1,000 peso note. This made me late to an excursion.

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MarkbeBE
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 18, 2025

"Mooi en modern hotel in zeer luidruchtig El Nido"

8.0

Mooie aangename kamer. Zeer hygiënisch. Taartje in kamer voor speciale verjaardag….. Twee soorten gratis sapjes in frigo Zeer mooi zwembad. Zeer vriendelijk personeel. Goed ontbijt.

Zeer luidruchtig door straatlawaai van auto’s en tuktuks. Beperkte keuze menu diner

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MariaieIE
Verified booking
family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 15, 2025

"Most welcoming hotel yet in The Philippines."

10.0

Loved the Funny Lion, felt so welcome and couldn't do enough for us. We were celebrating my partners "Big Birthday" and they arranged a private dinner with a special menu. We loved the vibes of the place, the staff. I couldn't fault The Funny Lion

Nothing not to like.

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MargretheusUS
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 15, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0
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GJMUNOZbrBR
Verified booking
family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 14, 2025

"Exceptional"

10.0

Funcionários excelentes, extremadamente hospitaleiros e gentis.

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garygbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 13, 2025

"A comfortable and stylish hotel with outstanding staff and a great location."

8.0

The hotel has a modern, contemporary style and feels well designed throughout. The room was excellent, with an extremely comfortable bed that gave us a great night’s sleep. The staff were exceptionally friendly and helpful, and the location is very convenient, just a few minutes from El Nido town.

The pool is a nice feature but doesn’t get much direct sunlight as it sits between two buildings. The shower opens into the toilet area, which can leave the floor wet after use. Breakfast was good overall, but a wider selection of fresh fruit would have been appreciated.

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NataliilIL
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 12, 2025

"Good"

2.0
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ConnorgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 9, 2025

"Underwhelming but pleasant enough"

6.0

Property is beautiful however for the cost it sadly didn’t meet my expectations. Loved the architecture, the location and the food was brilliant.

The service is pretty slow, the pool fairly unkept lots of leaves not any music or things going on during the day. It is not a bad property but for the price I was like underwhelmed (I maybe came into this with too high expectations) Great place but for the money not good enough.

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SophieauAU
Verified booking
extended_group
Standard Room
Stayed in Dec 5, 2025

"Exceptional"

9.0
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