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8.3 / 10 Guest Rating

The Oyster Smack

The Oyster smack inn, Burnham on Crouch, gb

The Oyster Smack - main view

About the Property

Historic Property with Modern Amenities
The Oyster Smack Inn, dating back to the 1800s, offers a charming stay just steps from the river. Individually designed rooms with flat-screen TVs and en suite bathrooms provide a comfortable retreat.

Culinary Excellence
Savor exquisite dishes at the on-site restaurant, where the chef's experience at renowned establishments shines through in the diverse menu blending Asian influences with British classics.

Convenient Location
Explore nearby attractions such as the Southend coast and Chelmsford city center, both a short drive away. With free Wi-Fi, free parking, and easy access to historic sites, The Oyster Smack Inn is the perfect choice for your next getaway.

Ready to experience riverside charm and exceptional dining? Book your stay at The Oyster Smack Inn today.

Facilities & Amenities

Offsite parking discounted rates available
Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Restaurant
Family rooms
Pets allowed
Non-smoking throughout
Kid meals
Staff adhere to local safety protocols
Guest rooms disinfected between stays

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out11:00 AM

Property Notes

Please note, the Deluxe Double Room can accommodate pets, upon request.Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

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1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

8.3
Excellent252 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the comfortable room and frequently praise the helpful staff.

Categories

Cleanliness8.1
Service9.1
Location8.6
Room Quality7.6
Amenities8.1
Value for Money7.6
Food and Beverage8.6
Overall Experience8.6

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CarolyngbGB
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 20, 2026

"Excellent"

8.0

Food was excellent, we had the pork,so tender.

Being woken up with bottles being dumped in the rubbish bins

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AndygbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 19, 2026

"Good"

4.0
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JuliegbGB
Verified booking
family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 18, 2026

"Clean, comfortable, modern and safe"

9.0

Rooms lovely and clean. Dinner was amazing. Staff helpful

Cooked breakfast option would have been good. But not offered on midweek stays

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ZarinagbGB
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 11, 2026

"Excellent"

8.0
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MichellegbGB
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jun 9, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
Helpful?
G
GarygbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in May 12, 2026

"Exceptional"

9.0
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KellygbGB
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in May 11, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0

Excellent accommodation meticulously clean very modern and great comfort

No complaints whatsoever

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AshleighgbGB
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 26, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0

Spacious, comfortable room, great service from staff and really delicious food.

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RoisingbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 26, 2026

"Excellent"

8.0
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WendygbGB
Verified booking
extended_group
Standard Room
Stayed in Apr 20, 2026

"Excellent"

8.0
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