We arrived at this hotel having read the reviews. Greeted by lovely staff Jesus & Angel. We were allocated 232. Found the room easily and it was very very tired, not particularly clean and I found a dirty sock wedged behind the tv on the wall, some Mr Kipling Battenberg box and an empty Walkers cheese and onion crisp packet in the wardrobe, over 50 fag ends in the garden area of our patio and variations on the flooring. We had the rubbish taken away along with the sock. Who the hell puts dirty socks behind a tv ?? The fag ends stayed in the garden until Tuesday, 3 full nights of our stay before we changed rooms to 214. This was a revamped spotless room with a pool view and much brighter and nice, and more comfortable mattresses too. Although the tv didn't work as well as the dirty room which had a smart tv, that wasn't a real problem. We upgraded to AI but the drinks are absolutely dreadful. The bars have funny opening times and the drinks are tasteless so we gave up with those. Which brings me on to the entertainment! This is poor, we stayed for the Karaoke one evening and the Quiz. These events descended into an absolutely dreadful experience of the chosen few who thought they could sing taking over as the entertainment for the evening. It was just a drunken embarrassment to watch. The quiz was overtaken by a rather loud and possibly inebriated British girl who decided she had the hump after being disqualified for my the quiz for cheating, and disrupting the whole evening by finally being told how much of an embarrassment she was and to mind her language on the microphone swearing at everyone. After that she never smiled again all week, probably due to being told off, bearing in mind this is an adult only hotel the behaviour was just embarrassing. I have no idea how the large tall gentleman who was completely parametric fell on a tiny size 6 lady, resulting in glass's being smashed all over the roof top bar. Staying at this hotel was probably the worst experience we've had in a long time, the behaviour of the select few in this hotel was just horrendous. Now we go to the pool, which is clean although to get a sun bed is nigh on impossible unless you queue at 1000 for opening time. Food was ok, there was everything you could think of, although a bit like warm, there are 2 coffee machines which are only unlocked for breakfast. Now, the drinks in the buffet are just as bad, the beer on tap is just froth, the post mix up drinks such as sprite, Pepsi are awful and are over gassed and run out constantly. The restaurant staff are lovely though , although a service did not go by without them dropping plates , it was quite funny in the end! There is no option for a hot drink in the room unless you take your own travel kettle, take an extension lead too as plug sockets as very scarce and don't expect usb points. Towels were changed when we left a note, although the cleaning does leave a bit to be desired. On checking out I asked reception the time which I was told 1200. At 11.39 the cleaner was trying to get us out of the room mid shower to clean it and wouldn't go, she didn't believe the time I was told. This hotel is bare, clinical and just has an uninviting area to sit in reception and roof top bar ( which only opens 1830-1200) so you can't even get a coffee there in the day time. The spa I never saw in use although I did go in and have a look, and there was no receptionist or anyone at all. This hotel could be so much more than it is. It fails miserably, even a few plants would brighten it up, it's like a dirty hospital. We also nearly missed the transfer due to the wrong time being printed on the wall, however I don't feel this was the hotels fault, the bus drive me wasn't shoot when I tried to explain that the wall said 1530, when he was shouting at us in reception at 14.25 ! I gave up in the end to honest. Now, as for people saying there is nothing around this hotel the isn't true, it is up a hill away from the main things but if you step out and walk there's quite a bit. There is 2 small supermarket type shops just around the corner, a Spanish bar and a huge Chinese shop that sells absolutely everything under the sun, it is hidden behind the Spanish bar and Tonysnonsolo ( which never saw open) There's a market on Wednesday and Sunday, there's the bus stop right by that that can take you you to Morro Jable, there's bars and restaurants down the front which we used every night and every meal we had out was amazing, you just need to look and join some fb groups like " what's on in Costa Calma " then you'll have a great time ! 😀 My last point is that they don't tell you much about the hotel unless you ask, there needs to be some kind of folder in the rooms for this information