Bisbee Grand Hotel, Saloon, and Music Venue

Filthy place. The bar's floor hasn't been swept or mopped in ages. There are food scraps everywhere. Garbage in the woman's room is over flowing. It's disgusting. I was going to eat there but if the kitchen looks like the bar, well, sickness awaits. Next stop is a complaint to Cochise County Healty Department. Horrid.

Staff at saloon were all very friendly and helpful. If you like a historic hotel - this one would be a perfect choice.

I have issues with both of my knees - so going up & down the stairs was a big issue for me. Also, various steps thru out the hotel especially bathrooms.

It had a lot of charm and was in the heart of the town.

Paid Breakfast is good. The "Free" Breakfast is a complete joke. That is about it.

No parking at all, dirty carpets....the list goes on and on. First, you check into the hotel at the bar, the freaking bartenders show you to your room, there is no hotel desk/etc. You go to a bar.....then you go outside and go up the dirtiest torn carpet in the world to a room that is probably 12x12. Super small. Now the other rooms are bigger but i guess we got a cheap room (only one available). Shower head is like at 5 feet high. You have to kneel down to wash you hair/upper body. I can appreciate them trying to keep the "old" look but sorry, failed! Very modern ceiling fan and electric locks on some of doors....very different paint work on the inside walls. Not sure what look/style they are aiming for. Asked to have new towels/clean room...never happened. For over 300$ for 2 nights.....way way overpriced. And we were in I guess the budget room. Outside the building has peeling paint all over the front. The "Breakfast" that is offered is basically some fruit and prepackaged muffins. We ordered "paid" for a hot breakfast and it was very good. The bar is kind of cool as it still has the old west charm but it is dirty. Floor is very very gross. Overall, never coming here again. Very unprofessional (IMO) to have a floor mat out in front of one of the rooms that says "Go away". Very basic rooms for way to much money. The town is too "artsy" and political. I didn't appreciate having political agendas shoved down our throat as we were on vacation and wanted to avoid all that...but Bussbee sure makes sure you know all about their politics. But the bar/Hotel did NOT do that. Just basically most the other stores in the town do. Oh, if you plan on sleeping at night....be prepared to hear the bar band all night. They told me it would stop around 9-10 PM. 12:22 is when the stopped and we could finally sleep. Not sure how in gods name this is a 4 star hotel..maybe out of 10.

Location

Beds to soft Room had a sulfur smell TV didn’t work

It may be named the Grand Hotel but rest assured there is absolutely nothing GRAND about this place other than the outrageous price you pay to stay in a complete dump! I don’t even know where to start. At check in in the restaurant/bar you are told about the free breakfast I think in hopes to make you feel better at the fact you check in and realize oh, what I done. You are than taken to your room ours was the Captains quarters because we needed two beds. It looks like a store front you entry and well it just kept getting worse! The floors are disgusting, the place looks like it hasn’t seen a dust cloth or vacuum. The beds are covered with the thinnest cheapest sheets that are rough, both beds were very squeaky and box springs were dirty and torn with no covers. Bed frames were covered in dust. All the furniture needs a good wipe down, the walls need cleaned and painted the ceiling is just gross! The bathroom ughh. Shower and tub are disgustingly dirty the shower is so finicky turns hot like scolding with a slight movement of handle ( my 9 year old is lucky she was t burned and jumped out quickly! As it went scolding hot). They don’t tell you live music is played tell 2am keeping you up because the walls are paper thin! Which also applies to the floors above you very very squeaky and loud. Do not stay here if you want any kind of sleep between the uncomfortable beds bad linens ,cold, noise and filth at a hefty price $280 for one night than this is the place! We have stayed in many old historic hotels and being old, nice and clean is possible. If the owners of this hotel just did some basic cleaning and a bit of refreshing this place actually could be Grand. Oh yeah the upstairs balcony area where you can make coffee is a joke! The cheap Keurig wasn’t working and the drip coffee pot looked like it hadn’t been cleaned in along time. The carpet on the balcony is in shreds and a tripping hazard oh and there is a closet of sorts with a black drape at the top of the stairs that behind it on dirty floors and buckets of crap are the fine linen waiting for beds. Oh and the free breakfast is another joke! Its a few bagels cold sitting on a table in the bar/restaurant with a note that says for hotel guest. Than they hand you a menu if you actually want something that doesn’t look stale and cold. We chose to leave as I wouldn’t trust the cleanliness is the kitchen after all that we saw in the rims and common areas for guest. All in all I would stay clear of this place it’s was so bad we are writing a complaint to health services and sending pictutres

Cold shower

The hotel is cool and our room decor was unique and lovely. You can't beat the location. Every person on staff was fantastic

Our room was directly above the stage, so we couldn't sleep until the bands were finished. We were aware the hotel had live music every single night but didn't realize we would be separated from the band by only a ceiling/floor. As a couple who likes to retire early, this hotel was a pretty dumb choice on our part. Regrets. The mattress was a thin, hard, wafer. The sheets were rough, and the blankets were insufficient. The fireplace heater was not working, and we were shivering in bed. We fled the hotel at 4 am for the warmth of our car and left the town entirely.

Funky charm

Very noisy with some sort of show going on till 11. No dedicated parking.great location