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9.3 / 10 Guest Rating

The Funny Lion - El Nido

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, ph

The Funny Lion - El Nido - main view

About the Property

Luxurious Accommodation

Located in picturesque El Nido, The Funny Lion offers a unique blend of comfort and style. Guests can enjoy the convenience of room service, a restaurant, and a refreshing outdoor pool. Each room features a private balcony, air conditioning, and modern amenities for a relaxing stay.

Beachfront Paradise

With a private beach area just steps away, guests can unwind on the sandy shores or take a dip in the crystal-clear waters. The resort's prime location near El Nido Beach and Caalan Beach ensures a perfect seaside getaway.

Exceptional Service

From providing local area information to offering a paid airport shuttle service, The Funny Lion's dedicated staff goes above and beyond to cater to guests' needs. Experience top-notch hospitality and make unforgettable memories during your stay.

Ready to experience luxury and relaxation at The Funny Lion - El Nido? Book your stay now for an unforgettable getaway!

Facilities & Amenities

Fitness facilities
WiFi available
Free WiFi
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Fitness center
Swimming pool
Restaurant
Room service
Laundry

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Check-in
Check-out12:00 PM

Property Notes

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. Guests under the age of 18 can only check in with a parent or official guardian. A deposit may be required at the property.

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1 night · 2 adults

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Guest Reviews

9.3
Exceptional1101 verified reviews
AI Summary

Guests highly rate the friendly staff and frequently praise the great location.

Categories

Cleanliness8.4
Service10.0
Location9.9
Room Quality7.9
Amenities9.9
Value for Money8.9
Food and Beverage9.4
Overall Experience10.0

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DavidgbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 11, 2026

"Well Positioned Hotel, Great Staff, Smallish, Quite Noisy Rooms"

6.0

The hotel is just at the end of El Nido's busy main street very busy, so is very well positioned for all the restaurants, bars, etc. We had the usual smiley, friendly service as we arrived and checked in. This friendly service continued throughout our stay. The breakfast buffet had a good choice of options, but we didn't try the lunch or dinner. Overall it's a very nice hotel with extremely friendly and helpful staff. The rooms are just a bit small and noisy and so not dark at night.

Our room was on the 2nd floor on the roadside and the traffic noise was quite loud (there were earplugs in the room). The other side of the room, full ceiling to floor windows, faced the other wing of the hotel, which was quite close, so we all looked into each other's rooms. The room was fine, but quite compact, with almost nowhere to put our clothes and a tiny hanging space. All very clean and tidy but small. The aircon was incredibly noisy. There were also so many night lights and other lights (such as coming from behind the TV), that you couldn't turn off, it was impossible to get the room at all dark. Very annoying.

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GORETTIesES
Verified booking
family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 11, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0

El personal atento, simpaticos y siempre dispuestos a ayudar con lo que necesites.

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רויתilIL
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 9, 2026

"נחמד"

9.0

מיקום מרכזי וצוות מקסים

ארוחת בוקר דלה

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Gonçalo CanhotoptPT
Verified booking
family_with_children
Standard Room
Stayed in Feb 8, 2026

"Perhaps THE place to stay in El Nido."

10.0

Stylish, comfortable and excellent service. Top choice hotel for El Nido. Perhaps THE place to stay in El Nido. We LOVED the access to Papaya Beach. It is well worth a visit and sheltered from the hub hub of mass tourism on other beaches.

We liked everything about this hotel.

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Juan BautistaarAR
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 31, 2026

"Perfección en todo sus sentidos."

10.0

Sin palabras, para mi estadía en The Funny Lion, destaco al personal sobre toda las cosas, totalmente recomendable, la ubicación, la comida los trasporte el área de comida desayuno, pileta todo. Sin ninguna duda excelente hotel y atención en el nido. Volvería una y mil veces. Gracias a todos por la maravillosa atención,

Nada

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SarahcaCA
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 26, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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PetergbGB
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 26, 2026

"Exceptional"

9.0
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MarcelnlNL
Verified booking
solo_traveller
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 24, 2026

"Superluxe"

8.0

Het was mooi ingericht en dichtbij stadje waar veel te doen is.

Geen lift Prijs was wel hoog vergeleken met veel andere hotels

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jamesauAU
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 24, 2026

"Exceptional"

10.0
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EdithroRO
Verified booking
couple
Standard Room
Stayed in Jan 21, 2026

"Personal foarte amabil, localizat în centru El Nido, plaja Papaya beach, foarte frumoasă și liniștită"

9.0

Personalul și transferul zilnic inclus la Papaya Beach

Micul dejun, puține opțiuni pentru europeni

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